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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Every time you masturbate I’m watching, and maybe also masturbating. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I think you should see other gods. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Sometimes I wish I were real. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
What a bunch of assholes. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I will be meeting in person with Chuck Grassley very shortly. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Expect disappointment and you'll never be disappointed. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
He makes two excellent points. https://t.co/59IlZghJpm — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I could make things better but I just don't feel like it. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Today, in honor of #ConstitutionDay, impeach the President. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Well, well! Look who chooses to acknowledge Me after all these years. Hi, Twitter. I'm God. Give Me a blue tick or… https://t.co/6rW8rHtDqc — PolitiTweet.org
Twitter @Twitter
@TheTweetOfGod Noted.
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
This will all be over very soon. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Anyone in the Carolinas should evacuate immediately. Same with the other 48 states. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @TheTweetOfGod: I send natural disasters to punish mankind for being stupid enough to believe in a God who would send natural disasters… — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You can skip church today. It's just the same old crap. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Serena Williams is better at tennis than you are at whatever you are best at. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
This made Jesus so happy he went out and bought a pair of Nikes. Cross Trainers, I believe. https://t.co/P5BEdmAdKG — PolitiTweet.org
Darren Rovell @darrenrovell
BREAKING: Nike had been paying Colin Kaepernick all along, waiting for the right moment. That moment is now, as he… https://t.co/4EgfkIQUX9
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
By this age I thought I’d be more successful. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I miss you Barack. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Jesus died for your sins but Trump lives for them. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Retweet this, because the ongoing success of this Twitter account is the only thing standing between you and the Ar… https://t.co/2SBz1cIam9 — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
It was a prank call. https://t.co/fJtZbl4yo1 — PolitiTweet.org
The Hill @thehill
Author: Pence thinks God is "calling him" to be president-in-waiting https://t.co/ePBLTc8vpD https://t.co/bnqm6L2QAg
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Stop breeding, the lot of you. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Here are 50 stars, 13 stripes, seven mammals and zero living souls. https://t.co/pLvmTFH3gM — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
There is zero chance Trump does not insult McCain within the next 48 hours. Zero chance. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Retweet this and I’ll clog one of his arteries. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
So this turned into kind of a fun day. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
This is not a “joke” account. I am God. Fuck you for doubting Me. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
To the man who just prayed to Me for a sports car and a big penis: sorry pal, but no one's got both. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
BREAKING NEWS: A man said raping kids is wrong. https://t.co/ZAn28zCWKO — PolitiTweet.org
Newsweek @Newsweek
BREAKING: Pope Francis has condemned alleged sexual abuses committed by 300 Pennsylvania priests… https://t.co/Om8GlZ1Fpb
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Stop kissing My ass and start not raping kids. https://t.co/hQEiqCQj75 — PolitiTweet.org
Pope Francis @Pontifex
Faith is nourished by memory: how many wonderful things God has done for us! How generous is our heavenly Father!
