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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The winning Mega Millions numbers will be 9 23 24 51 59 63. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean. So give him a salad, maybe. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to feed plastic to fish and he’ll eat for a lifetime. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
And I looked and I saw that it was good. But that was a long, long time ago. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Dogs and cats are just about the only good things you've got going for you. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
One of the worst things about stupid people is the way they think YOU'RE stupid. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
"Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, and the truth, and the life: no one cometh unto the Father, but by me." — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
"I" is a pronoun, you dipshit. — PolitiTweet.org
Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸 @lavern_spicer
Jesus Christ never introduced himself using pronouns.
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
These heartless bastards have to go NOW. — PolitiTweet.org
Lulu @upuouo
Iran’s authorities have murdered about 1600 dogs in a dog shelter near Tehran, Iran. These reports show the agents… https://t.co/liKUKd8vlN
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Free will was a mistake. I should have charged for it. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
No. https://t.co/oulwhqF1dd — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@BiciDeSaturno De nada. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@zippo_92 @Blaze_63 No no, you can't simultaneously profoundly insult someone and then say you're praying for them. Do you see that? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@shannonrwatts He's consistent though. https://t.co/TGTMjMMASF — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@BiciDeSaturno Después de esa solicitud, puedo decirle esto: estará lo suficientemente caliente y seco a donde USTED va. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Not "had". "Was". — PolitiTweet.org
The Washington Times @WashTimes
Jared Kushner had cancer while serving in Trump White House: Memoir https://t.co/VDZAoOf5zV
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Maybe doing nothing will fix the problem. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
My fans. — PolitiTweet.org
UberFacts @UberFacts
What ruined religion for you? 💭
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Sometimes I hear voices from Myself telling Me to kill people. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Sodom was a lot more fun than Gomorrah. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Looking at the state of the religion he founded makes Jesus Christ yell "Jesus Christ!" — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
"under what circumstances can a pre-nup be nullified" "Tesla explosions lawsuit bankruptcy" "Mars rocket one-way trip" "what kind of asshole names his kid X Æ A-XII" "how to kill a billionaire" — PolitiTweet.org
The Wall Street Journal @WSJ
Elon Musk's alleged brief affair with the wife of Google co-founder Sergey Brin led to the couple's divorce filing https://t.co/ne5vsdnEVf
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @WSJ: Elon Musk's alleged brief affair with the wife of Google co-founder Sergey Brin led to the couple's divorce filing https://t.co/ne… — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
When I look down on the people in church, I look down on the people in church. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You're all fornicated. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The Book of Revelation was the original doom scroll. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Omnipresence is the functional equivalent of stalking. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I apologize to some of you for most of you. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I am one sick fuck. — PolitiTweet.org
Shannon the Shenanigator @ShannyGasm
Random science fact: When mating, hermaphroditic banana slugs stab each other with their penises. Usually both slug… https://t.co/Zrpr35YHFM
