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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Admission to heaven is 90% determined by spelling and grammar. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
NO! FAKE PRESIDENTS ARE! https://t.co/5tBDAafFA9 — PolitiTweet.org
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
FAKE NEWS - THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Anyone who says "God is love" is unfamiliar with My work. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
And I'm 'worried' about a Pope who 'worries' about gays (not a problem) instead of legions of predatory pedophiles… https://t.co/1lzc6gkhdT — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I'll stop tweeting obscenities when all of you stop being so fucking stupid. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Don’t be the one asshole who doesn’t retweet this. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Hell is a journey, not a destination. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I just, I just hate all you so much. I really do. I don't know what else to say. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You are doomed. Not metaphorically or figuratively, but actually and literally. You are doomed because you’re des… https://t.co/I34FU1UBnT — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
152,000 people will die today but not the one you want. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
How exciting it must be for you to see surface photos of a planet you haven’t screwed up. #MarsLanding — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
America is the greatest country in the world at saying it is the greatest country in the world. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
In honor of the season all masturbation will be sin-free through Christmas. Happy holidays! — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
90% of My time is spent adversely affecting the fortunes of your favorite team. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
America is in trouble—and it’s because people like Franklin Graham are involved in everything. Retweet if you agree. https://t.co/FZgFEP6OKU — PolitiTweet.org
Franklin Graham @Franklin_Graham
Our nation is in trouble—and it’s because we have taken God out of everything. Follow if you agree.
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
This Thanksgiving I am grateful to everyone who doesn’t believe in Me for trying to keep the world safe from everyone who does. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
My followers are the absolute worst. In real life, I mean. You guys are ok. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You were an accident. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I dislike the vast majority of you. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The worst natural disaster by far is all of you. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Cool! Stan Lee is giving Me superpowers I never knew I had! — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Yeah, I did put SOME thought into this, guys. https://t.co/8xrlp8cGMs — PolitiTweet.org
Fact @Fact
A male’s testicles hang at different lengths so they don’t damage each other or collide when running/sitting.
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Retweet this and I'll follow you. And watch you. And judge you. 24/7. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
How does anyone still believe in Me at this point? If I existed I’d find it absurd. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I won't be playing one in your afterlife, I can tell you that. https://t.co/1RBp4T1svf — PolitiTweet.org
John Harwood @JohnJHarwood
Trump: “God plays a big role in my life”
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I'd love to tell you this is a sign from Me, but it's actually just a promotion for a gay bar in Georgetown. https://t.co/Zn7TdAVOYV — PolitiTweet.org
Eric Holthaus @EricHolthaus
Dear God let this be a good sign https://t.co/vH2HhnEbxx
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
No matter what country you’re from, half your countrymen are stupid. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I’m bored. Look out. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Every time you retweet Me an angel gets an orgasm. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
When I start talking to you, you should start talking to a mental health professional. — PolitiTweet.org
