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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Retweet this or I’ll kill you. Sorry, but you left Me with many other choices, of which this is My favorite. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I’m hearing a lot of feedback from dead animals that plastic is less delicious than it looks. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Never underestimate the ability of things to get worse. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
At a certain point, shut up. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @TheTweetOfGod: The Marvel Universe is way cooler than mine. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I don't want a personal relationship with you. And neither does Jesus. Don't talk to us. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Retweet this for a 10% discount on how good a life you need to lead to get into heaven. (Limit one RT per sinner.) — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
At the end of the day, it's 11:59pm. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Once you start allowing gay people to marry, what's next? Going on with your life in exactly the same way you did before? #slipperyslope — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Marriage is between a man and a woman. Except gay marriage, obviously. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
There is no life after death, and often, not much life before it either. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I have little to no idea what I’m doing. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The next time I create mankind I'll conduct an environmental impact study first. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Most homophobes are secretly gay. However, most arachnophobes are not secretly spiders. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
This #EarthDay give the planet what it really wants: the spontaneous disappearance of 99% of you. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @TheTweetOfGod: Only one species on Earth is so arrogantly alienated from its ecosystem it has to set aside a day just to reluctantly ac… — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You keep acting as if I like some of you but not others of you when, in fact, I like none of you. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @TheTweetOfGod: The Easter Bunny is a ridiculous myth that completely detracts from the factual reality of the Son of God rising from th… — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
#Happy420! I created cannabis for you. The Garden of Eden was full of it. In fact that was Eve's downfall. She got the munchies. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Human beings are the only species on earth who are all a bunch of morons. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
It wasn’t a #GoodFriday for Jesus, I can tell you that. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Only Beyoncé can save you now. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @TheTweetOfGod: If hell existed it would be inhabited exclusively by those who thought others were going there. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If anyone ever tells you I talked to them, tell them you talked to Me, and I told you to tell them I wasn't talking to them, and shut up. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You can do something about climate change. You won’t, though. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Male nipples are unnecessary. As are males. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If you think the picture of the black hole is cool, wait till next week, when you get to photograph it from the inside. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
India, good luck as you hold the largest election in human history. Now leave Me the hell out of it. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Artificial intelligence isn't a threat to humanity. Natural stupidity is. — PolitiTweet.org
