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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Retweet this and you will receive your reward within the next week or so in the form of a random good thing that would have happened anyway. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Only one religion is right but I won't say which one because I want you to figure it out by hating and killing each other while I watch. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If you follow Me, could you please retweet this? I'm trying to call Twitter's attention to My broken follower count… https://t.co/B5vEnZ9hX9 — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I have lost control of the situation. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Nothing is real and you are cosmically insignificant, so relax. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
At those darkest moments when it feels like I've abandoned you, remember: I was never with you to begin with. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it's true. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
It's amazing how you find tiny made-up reasons to kill each other and ignore enormous actual things that will kill everybody. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Out of curiosity, where were you all thinking of moving after you're done destroying the Earth? Because I assume yo… https://t.co/EqV6O482FK — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
In the beginning, I was bored and lonely and probably should have thought more about what I was doing. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I send natural disasters to punish mankind for being stupid enough to believe in a God who would send natural disasters to punish it. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
What doesn’t kill you needs to try harder. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Fuck half of you. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The easily offended deserve to be easily offended. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Jesus died for your sins, but he didn't really die, so it doesn't really count. See you in hell, suckers. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Human beings are the only creatures on earth with the potential to make themselves the only creatures on earth. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
And man, did you fuck it up. https://t.co/Zcic8PhkoE — PolitiTweet.org
GOP @GOP
“We have been blessed by God with the greatest nation on the face of the earth.”—@realDonaldTrump
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Sometimes when the whole world is against you, the whole world is right. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Sometimes rain is Me crying because I'm laughing so hard. #TrumpParade — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Sorry LA. I meant that for Washington. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @TheTweetOfGod: "All men are created equal." - A man who owned 600 other men. Happy 4th of July! — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I might throw in some frogs, too. https://t.co/s6NYyTLKsz — PolitiTweet.org
CNN @CNN
A thunderstorm threat looms over Trump's Fourth of July show https://t.co/T3QckAwlve
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
There is life in outer space, and it's intelligent, and that's why it's staying far away from you. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Is life fair? Short answer, no. Long answer, nooooooo. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Fuck these fucking motherfuckers. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Rainbows are My way of reminding humanity of three things: 1. They’re here. 2. They’re queer. 3. Get used to it. #PrideNYC — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Be the change you wish to see in the world. Make yourself 2.5°C colder. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The answer to the question "Can people really be that stupid?" is always yes. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
People seemed like a good idea at the time. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Never let the fear of failure keep you from failing. — PolitiTweet.org
