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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I’ve decided to impeach the human race. I will need to get the approval of two-thirds of (remaining) animal species. I like My chances. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 23, 2019
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Can you believe this shit? Just in general? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 23, 2019
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The thing about people is, they're stupid. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 22, 2019
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @thevaultsuk: Life's pretty tough right now what with the rainforests burning and Brexit and all that. Thankfully God is here to help, a… — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 20, 2019 Retweet
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

This year will be the hottest in recorded history, you stupid bastards. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 19, 2019
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I now realize the Bible was racist. It shouldn’t have been written. I should have known better but I didn’t and I’m really sorry. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 19, 2019
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Gettin' closer! https://t.co/tWy1T1My2W — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Brusk @stevebruskNews

Pres. Trump had to cancel his planned tour of Hurricane Dorian damage because of thunderstorms in Fayetteville, NC.… https://t.co/SJrIXIdha9

Posted Sept. 9, 2019
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Attention, India! Check out this article about Me in The Hindu. A big धन्यवाद to @Namrata_Joshi for writing it and… https://t.co/FhNFvsKGtf — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 6, 2019
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The universe isn't conspiring against you. The universe isn't rooting for you. The universe really, truly couldn't care less about you. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 3, 2019
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Attention, London! This Christmas season, for only the second time ever, I am taking earthly form. And this time,… https://t.co/moXeLPpmGh — PolitiTweet.org

WhatsOnStage @WhatsOnStage

David Javerbaum's An Act of God to have European premiere starring Zoe Lyons https://t.co/4S6OwwrANJ https://t.co/jNJK6QIgyF

Posted Aug. 30, 2019
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty, and money can buy a lot of really cool things, so try to have lots of money. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 30, 2019
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

To reverse climate change, most people are willing to have other people do whatever it takes. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 26, 2019
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Retweeting this just might be the best decision you’ll ever make. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 25, 2019
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

You really have no fucking idea what you’re doing down there, do you. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 23, 2019
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Atenção, @jairbolsonaro. Este é o Deus que você diz que adora. Vá se foder. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 22, 2019
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

THE FIVE STAGES OF CLIMATE CHANGE 1. Denial 2. Guilt 3. Depression 4. Acceptance 5. Drowning — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 19, 2019
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Jesus died for your sins and soon the Earth will too. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 17, 2019
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Next time no people. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 15, 2019
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Standing up for what you believe in isn't a virtue if what you believe in is awful. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 8, 2019
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Just so you don't think I'm totally obsessed with America, #RIPSushmaSwaraj. People like her are why the Indian go… https://t.co/ds0rnxQHlF — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 6, 2019
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @TheTweetOfGod: If you want to keep dangerous weapons out of the hands of the mentally ill, don't elect them President. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 5, 2019 Retweet
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Fuck you. https://t.co/ivhDGpVCXH — PolitiTweet.org

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

God bless the people of El Paso, Texas. God bless the people of Dayton, Ohio.

Posted Aug. 4, 2019
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

"The way to prevent more poisonings is to give everyone poison." - The National Poison Association. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 4, 2019
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Why have laws controlling guns? Killers will just ignore them anyway. Why have laws against rape? Rapists will just… https://t.co/SZf0rZ9vVw — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 4, 2019
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

This entire Presidency is a hate crime. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 4, 2019
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

America has to stop letting young white men into the country. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 3, 2019
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Saying "guns don't kill people" is like saying "defibrillators don't save people". — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 3, 2019
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Spoiler alert: he wasn’t licensed to drive a car, either, genius. https://t.co/xXes0yB6vH — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 3, 2019
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

If you pray hard enough, nothing happens. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 1, 2019
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The bad news: climate change threatens 1 in every 4 species with extinction. The good news: you're one of them. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 28, 2019