God (Not a Parody, Actually God)

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Just checked My earth calendar. For the next few months I'm going to be insanely busy. Then, I'm free through eternity. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

من می توانم این را تأیید کنم. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I apologize to My non-American followers for the strictly U.S. focus lately. Once the election is over I promise to spend more time pointing out how shitty your countries are, too. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Correction: That fly is all of us. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Pretty fly. For a white guy. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

"For if you do not let My people go, behold, I will send swarms of flies on you and on your servants and on your people and into your houses." Exodus 8:21-22. https://t.co/flP1yfIxZN — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

That fly is Me. You're welcome. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @sayitsaffron: @TheTweetOfGod What do you call yourself? GOD 🤣pretty embarrassing talk about a very damaged self appointed EGO. Your… — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

"Why did you get all political?" I could very well ask you the same question. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@realDonaldTrump You didn't oppose taking out any 19-year-old beauty pageant contestant whose pussy you could grab. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@Mike_Pence @realDonaldTrump You are sitting in the White House wacking off to pictures of yourself as you watch this, imagining Pence servicing you, as he so often does. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@Mike_Pence @realDonaldTrump So, like, are you sitting in the White House wacking off to pictures of yourself as you watch this, imaging Pence is servicing you? — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@realDonaldTrump You are a lie machine. Also your hands are very small. In addition I would say fuck you. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@realDonaldTrump Frack you. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@realDonaldTrump You look very fat in this. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Mike Pence is like that guy you knew in high school who was a huge asshole. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

He's dead inside. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I've been replying to most of the President's tweets with pithy, clever rejoinders, like "Fuck you," "Fuck you", and "You are a racist motherfucker." I'd appreciate you liking or RTing them, just to make sure they remain at the top of the reply list for each and every one. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@realDonaldTrump You are a racist motherfucker. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@realDonaldTrump Fuck you. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The #VicePresidentialDebate will be the closest Mike Pence has been allowed to an attractive woman for 20 years. I worry he'll pop a ghost boner. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@realDonaldTrump Perfect! Time enough for them to serve in the civil war you'll be initiating once you lose. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@atticrahman @mssquirrelly @realDonaldTrump Yes, thanks. Much appreciated. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@atticrahman @mssquirrelly @realDonaldTrump OK, tell them this, if you don't mind: in the same you demeaned one for having waaaaaaay fewer followers than you, I am demeaning you for having waaaaaaay fewer followers than Me. Since, by your own standards, that is the measure of worth on Twitter. Pass that on to them. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@atticrahman @mssquirrelly @realDonaldTrump Can I speak to your 2,950 followers? I have 6.1 million, Myself. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @517Eric91: @TheTweetOfGod @realDonaldTrump no fuck you to the cowardly pussy who has to masquerade behind a fake god account looking fo… — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@atticrahman @realDonaldTrump It's a graph with two colors. It must be right. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @atticrahman: @TheTweetOfGod @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/gmVEvLJVHp — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Yeah, well, I'm not finished blessing you, buddy. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@realDonaldTrump @BorisJohnson Fuck you. — PolitiTweet.org