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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
There is no past. There is no future. There is only this moment. And now it's gone. Fuck. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
150,000 people a day would beg to differ. https://t.co/GE7IleXytf — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The Earth is flat. I need to tune it. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If Trump wins I’m leaving the universe. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Life is a superspreader event. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I have a plan for your life and it's a series of random things happening to you with no evident purpose. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
And even better, because this pastor's megachurch is now experiencing a COVID outbreak because he attended Amy Barrett's Rose Garden ceremony and then refused to quarantine (https://t.co/pVkH9zuWtu), his congregation's lives will be 1,000 times better really soon! — PolitiTweet.org
Robert Morris @PsRobertMorris
There's no COVID in heaven, no sorrow, no tears, no pain, no sickness, no disease, no death. None of that's there!… https://t.co/kLabGgXX5w
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@lately1 Thanks for the support! — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Chimps share 99.2% of their DNA with human beings, and they want it back. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Everything I tweet is meant to inspire you, you morons. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I'm going to start a new religion that makes sense. As soon as I figure out what that could possibly be. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
What am I supposed to do when Twitter has an outage? Stop tweeting long enough to rule the world with justice and benevolence? I don’t friggin’ think so. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@realDonaldTrump Fuck you. You're stupid, evil and insane. You're subhuman. You make actual human beings sick. Fuck you. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Stop praying. I'm clearly not listening. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You're welcome, but honestly I can't keep this Queen-saving up forever. https://t.co/6X6cP5PZvW via @MailOnline — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single vote. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Try not to take life personally. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Does this universe make Me look evil? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Not existing is precisely the reason why you can depend on Me. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If you're feeling down lately it's probably because you haven't acquired a sufficient number of consumer products. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
A lot of people are regretting not wearing a mask in the mistaken belief I'd protect them. That's what they're telling Me, anyway. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
It's not you, it's Me. I don't like you. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
At least now he's asking permission BEFORE he grabs their pussies. — PolitiTweet.org
The Hill @thehill
Trump makes appeal to suburban women at rally: "Will you please like me?" https://t.co/KkhfMDiZMv https://t.co/vKSmT1Ku8k
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @TTOGGlobal: #EndSARS. #EndSWAT. And #EndWhateverTheyReplaceSWATWith. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Hell is a journey, not a destination. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If you're showing up to a Christian rock concert you NEED to be wearing a mask. That was true last year, too. — PolitiTweet.org
NowThis @nowthisnews
Approx 9,000 maskless Christian rock fans turned out for a Sean Feucht concert in downtown Nashville on Sunday. Off… https://t.co/2L0p1QVuaV
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @GlennGlenndale: @BrianSimsPA I would suggest being more concerned with facing a God that calls homosexuality an abomination. Civil righ… — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I am bad at this. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You can no longer use Facebook to deny the Holocaust. You can only use it to start a new one. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I give up. You're on your own. Good luck. — PolitiTweet.org