God (Not a Parody, Actually God)

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

You keep being stupid. Stop being stupid. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Destroying someone on Twitter is a poor substitute for destroying them for real. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @TheTweetOfGod: After torturing him in custody, Iran has sentenced its own champion wrestler #NavidAfkari to TWO death sentences for att… — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Sometimes in life all you need is for just one person to die. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

After torturing him in custody, Iran has sentenced its own champion wrestler #NavidAfkari to TWO death sentences fo… https://t.co/XAv3bQbpha — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Evil people often find great success their entire lives, then die completely unrepentant and completely unpunished. Sorry 'bout that. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @NicoleArbour: Well, there you have it. Public- slander and pretends to not apologize. Privately- this. @TheTweetOfGod https://t.co… — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @Mariacalvert10: @TheTweetOfGod @there_home Plain wrong. There is only one God and your not it. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

At the end of the day, it's 11:59pm. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Once you start allowing gay people to marry, what's next? Going on with your life in exactly the same way you did before? #slipperyslope — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Retweet this and you'll go to heaven. Yes, the standards are now that low. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

If I could do it again, bacon would be a plant. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Retweet this and you'll go to heaven. (Yes, the standards are now that low.) — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I want to be the kind of God atheists are proud not to believe in. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @TheTweetOfGod: Could everyone please retweet this so @JoelOsteen sees that many many people think he is an asshole? Thanks in advance. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The Christian Right hates Halloween not because it's pagan, but because it involves handing out free food. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

All I want for Christmas is you. #ALotScarierWhenISayIt — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Halloween is My second-favorite pagan holiday after Christmas. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @TweetOfMrsGod: @TheTweetOfGod why won't you follow me? It's embarrassing. Is it a macho thing? Like you won't follow a woman, even your… — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @TweetOfMrsGod: @TheTweetOfGod Are you mad at me? If so please let's talk about it instead of you taking it out on people. (Is it cuz ... — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @TweetOfMrsGod: “@TheTweetOfGod: Supernova tonight. I never know what to wear to one of these.” I left your tux on the bed. Remember: ... — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @TweetOfMrsGod: Wow. @Pink is retweeting You now. Sorry my abs aren't as "fierce" as hers. All I'm good for is keeping your home next ... — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @TweetOfMrsGod: It's been two weeks, honey. I need some TONIGHT. And don't give me that whole "omnimpotence" spiel cuz I ain't buying it. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @TweetOfMrsGod: Please stop tweeting and come to bed - new blanket waiting for You - extra fluffy! — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @TweetOfMrsGod: Just saw your last tweet - please don't eat ANOTHER quart of ice cream - there's a salad in the fridge - home soon - xoxo — PolitiTweet.org