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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I'm an INTJ and that probably explains a lot. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Don't worry. It's not climate change. It's just weather change every single day. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@CocoaCutest But that was MINE. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
What a great tweet! — PolitiTweet.org
Mike Carlton @MikeCarlton01
He didn't have a driver's licence, either. https://t.co/j4wp6ef3fE
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
When people hate and fight and kill in My name, that's when I truly feel alive. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
And I should know. 😉 — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Human beings are the only species on the face of the Earth who can just make shit up. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
This happens WAY more often than you'd think. — PolitiTweet.org
New York Post @nypost
Man almost masturbates himself to death: medical case study https://t.co/wTof9kTmHx https://t.co/WMLgEl2i5C
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Before the Big Bang I mostly golfed. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
This bodes well! — PolitiTweet.org
CTV News @CTVNews
Ancient viruses, some never seen before, discovered in Himalayan glaciers https://t.co/3V3hXEDgKu
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Humanity is My favorite Dad joke. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Time is running out. Whoops, there it goes. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Jeff Bezos is now literally invading you from outer space. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
And when I say 'meet', I mean very briefly. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@hadeel92ghazi I agree. I've done better. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@hadeel92ghazi It was this one. https://t.co/AmKFFcGzUi — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@hadeel92ghazi I had a supernova to attend. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Be quiet down there! I'm trying to think. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Vladimir Putin scares Me. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The Amazon looks even worse. — PolitiTweet.org
Jair M. Bolsonaro @jairbolsonaro
- Estaremos de volta em breve, se Deus quiser. O Brasil é nosso! 🇧🇷 https://t.co/3ohUwHBEHG
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
There is no "person behind" @TheTweetOfGod! I am the Lord thy God, King of the Universe, and I'm sick and tired of being doubted just because I don't say anything, or do anything, or help, or make my presence known in any way! — PolitiTweet.org
Speedy Memes @The_Jakster
So @TheTweetOfGod, for example, would have to verify they're true identity for everyone to see. I don't think that'… https://t.co/sNQDGOLeyq
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Clear-cut EVERYTHING. — PolitiTweet.org
Zeke Miller @ZekeJMiller
RIO DE JANEIRO (AP) — Brazilian president being examined for possible emergency surgery following reported intestinal blockage.
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
This week on the next-to-last #Godcast of the season, Joan of Arc (@TaraSandsLA) delivers an inspiring address, "The Power of Positivité", as part of My newly-inaugurated GodTalks series! Here a sample below, then hear the whole thing at https://t.co/HjstweD0dq. https://t.co/lRX3EXdooI — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
.@TiffanyHadish! Sorry for the delay in answering this - it's been crazy up in heaven. Anyway, to answer your question: No, I do not punish bad Deeds. But I don't reward them either. Same with good Deeds. I don't give a shit about anything you do. Thanks for writing! . #Hereply — PolitiTweet.org
Tiffany Haddish @TiffanyHaddish
They say no Good Deed goes unpunished. Well what about bad Deeds @TheTweetOfGod do you punish those too? cause it’s… https://t.co/J0yUQq4JKC
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@Tiffanyhadish! Sorry for the delay in answering this - it's been crazy up in heaven. Anyway, to answer your question: No, I do not punish bad Deeds. But I don't reward them either. Same with good Deeds. I don't give a shit about anything you do. Thanks for writing! . #Hereply — PolitiTweet.org
Tiffany Haddish @TiffanyHaddish
They say no Good Deed goes unpunished. Well what about bad Deeds @TheTweetOfGod do you punish those too? cause it’s… https://t.co/J0yUQq4JKC
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Tiffany! Sorry, just got around to answering this - it's been crazy up in heaven. Anyway, to answer your question: No, I do not punish bad Deeds. But I don't reward them either. Same with good Deeds. I don't give a shit about anything you do. Thanks for writing! . #Hereply — PolitiTweet.org
Tiffany Haddish @TiffanyHaddish
They say no Good Deed goes unpunished. Well what about bad Deeds @TheTweetOfGod do you punish those too? cause it’s… https://t.co/J0yUQq4JKC
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
In the end good occasionally triumphs over evil. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
That’s one small step for man, one billion dollars for Richard Branson. — PolitiTweet.org
The Associated Press @AP
BREAKING: Billionaire adventurer Richard Branson has reached space aboard his own winged rocket ship. https://t.co/hQ0d06a1cE
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
“And a trinity of lions shall be seen placing innumerable sacred orbs into the back of two white-posted spider webs, by the command of the general of the southern gate; and the Romans shall be vanquished, and joyous celebration return homeward.” (Euro 20:21) — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@cmsall Better be lead-lined. — PolitiTweet.org
