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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I feel like it’s not fair to you to continue our relationship when I’m sending a meteor to destroy you next Tuesday. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I love you but I think we both need to see other planets. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
This is embarrassing, but can someone remind Me again what E=? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Anti-vaxxers, the government is hiding the truth from you! They know damn well that a four-ounce glass of arsenic and hydrochloric acid can permanently protect you from COVID, but THEY'RE TOO IN BED WITH BIG PHARMA to admit it! #Arsenic #HydrochloricAcid #ViableCOVIDCure — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Sorry, #QAnonCult, but JFK Jr. asked Me to tell you he’s staying put. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I see the glass as half-full. Of poison. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
No. I had one once and it's been downhill ever since. — PolitiTweet.org
🇺🇸 Mr. Doohickey's Rascal™ 💉 @sd_beach
@TheTweetOfGod God needs an orgasm. Seriously.
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You can achieve anything but I wouldn't if I were you. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Look for Me trick-or-treating tonight! I'll be dressed as a God who gives a crap. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The Christian Right hates Halloween not because it's pagan, but because it involves giving children free food. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Just FYI, you're not getting laid tonight. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I'm very pro-life. Don't let the 164,000 people who die every single day fool you. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
There's only one original sin. All the rest are rip-offs. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Many, many mistakes were made. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Anyone can be pessimistic about the future, but it takes true mindfulness to be pessimistic about the present. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You are deeply unpleasant to Me. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The Bible's creation account has been permanently suspended. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
It's the fall of Man all over again. #MUNLIV — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
In America anyone can grow up to claim they were elected President. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
My queen-saving clock is ticking. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You can accept My son as your personal Lord and Savior but it means shit to Me. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@NewportBuzz My human secretary wrote this article many, many years ago. https://t.co/ye6DlbmmDr — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@NewportBuzz Don't you have a regatta to cover? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
And u r result of ~219 billion dollars of capitalist excess — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Human remains are My favorite kind. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
It's a good thing the sign doesn't say 'future mall shooters'. https://t.co/yF2mFrplft — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Looking back, I wish I'd had a more fulfilling career. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The more things change, the more they stay headed right to extinction. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I plead not guilty by reason of insanity. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
It’s a reconnaissance mission. https://t.co/ob8gnTowHE — PolitiTweet.org
