God (Not a Parody, Actually God)

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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I feel like it’s not fair to you to continue our relationship when I’m sending a meteor to destroy you next Tuesday. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 4, 2021 Deleted after 2 days

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I love you but I think we both need to see other planets. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 4, 2021 Deleted after 3 days

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

This is embarrassing, but can someone remind Me again what E=? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 3, 2021 Deleted after 20 minutes

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Anti-vaxxers, the government is hiding the truth from you! They know damn well that a four-ounce glass of arsenic and hydrochloric acid can permanently protect you from COVID, but THEY'RE TOO IN BED WITH BIG PHARMA to admit it! #Arsenic #HydrochloricAcid #ViableCOVIDCure — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 3, 2021 Deleted after 4 minutes

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Sorry, #QAnonCult, but JFK Jr. asked Me to tell you he’s staying put. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 2, 2021 Deleted after 7 hours

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I see the glass as half-full. Of poison. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 2, 2021 Deleted after 16 hours

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

No. I had one once and it's been downhill ever since. — PolitiTweet.org

@TheTweetOfGod God needs an orgasm. Seriously.

Posted Nov. 2, 2021 Deleted after an hour

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

You can achieve anything but I wouldn't if I were you. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 2, 2021 Deleted after 15 hours

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Look for Me trick-or-treating tonight! I'll be dressed as a God who gives a crap. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 31, 2021 Deleted after a minute

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The Christian Right hates Halloween not because it's pagan, but because it involves giving children free food. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 31, 2021 Deleted after 5 hours

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Just FYI, you're not getting laid tonight. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 31, 2021 Deleted after a day

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I'm very pro-life. Don't let the 164,000 people who die every single day fool you. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 30, 2021 Deleted after 34 minutes

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

There's only one original sin. All the rest are rip-offs. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 28, 2021 Deleted after 2 minutes

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Many, many mistakes were made. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 27, 2021 Deleted after a day

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Anyone can be pessimistic about the future, but it takes true mindfulness to be pessimistic about the present. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 26, 2021 Deleted after 2 days

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

You are deeply unpleasant to Me. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 26, 2021 Deleted after an hour

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The Bible's creation account has been permanently suspended. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 25, 2021 Deleted after a minute

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

It's the fall of Man all over again. #MUNLIV — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 24, 2021 Deleted after 7 hours

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

In America anyone can grow up to claim they were elected President. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 23, 2021 Deleted after 2 minutes

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

My queen-saving clock is ticking. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 22, 2021 Deleted after a minute

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

You can accept My son as your personal Lord and Savior but it means shit to Me. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 21, 2021 Deleted after 7 minutes

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@NewportBuzz My human secretary wrote this article many, many years ago. https://t.co/ye6DlbmmDr — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 21, 2021 Deleted after 12 minutes

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@NewportBuzz Don't you have a regatta to cover? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 21, 2021 Deleted after 2 hours

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

And u r result of ~219 billion dollars of capitalist excess — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 21, 2021 Deleted after 8 hours

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Human remains are My favorite kind. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 20, 2021 Deleted after 7 minutes

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

It's a good thing the sign doesn't say 'future mall shooters'. https://t.co/yF2mFrplft — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 19, 2021 Deleted after a day

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Looking back, I wish I'd had a more fulfilling career. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 18, 2021 Deleted after 21 hours

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The more things change, the more they stay headed right to extinction. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 18, 2021 Deleted after 23 hours

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I plead not guilty by reason of insanity. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 17, 2021 Deleted after an hour

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

It’s a reconnaissance mission. https://t.co/ob8gnTowHE — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 16, 2021 Deleted after 10 minutes