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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
"Oh God, you are shameless!" DUH. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
When I do it it's sending My only begotten son to be crucified, so that whoever believes in him shall not perish but receive eternal life. When you do it it's child murder. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@JeffreyGuterman *Scatological — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The more things change the more you crap your pants. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The imminent threat of World War 3 is a refreshingly old-fashioned foreboding. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If you had Ukraine in the “Cause of World War III” betting pool you have half an hour to collect your winnings before being vaporised. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I am the King of the Universe. My son is a Saviour. Elizabeth is the Queen of England. Her sons are turds. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I mean humanity in general but also you personally. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I love you but I think we should make other people. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You're just not doing it for Me anymore. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Never mind! The Pope hooked Me up. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You can't control the things that happen to you, but you can control the lawsuits you file in response. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Why is the universe so full of suffering? Because there was nowhere else to put it. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
This man is correct. This is, in fact, the only qualification needed. — PolitiTweet.org
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I’m going to heaven because I ♥️ the tweets of @TheTweetOfGod
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I may be God but My most important job is single Dad. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@infojunkeee Got this one wrong Lisa. Thought you'd read my own comment to the tweet. Ouch. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The future is here, and it looks like the past. https://t.co/PMFR1KJBUP — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
That you would leave in the second quarter with a non-contact injury? I planned that? #SuperBowl — PolitiTweet.org
Odell Beckham Jr @obj
THIS WAS EXACTLY GODS PLAN.
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
SUPER BOWL POSTDICTION Rams 23, Bengals 20. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
"God shed his grace on thee." We'll see. #SuperBowl — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
This week I'm holding meteor auditions. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
My smiting skills are not what they used to be. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I expected better from you, Canada. I expected worse from you, trucking industry. #TruckersConvoy — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@JeffreyGuterman You should call Chauncey Gardner. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Because they're the ones dumb enough to listen. — PolitiTweet.org
Kimberley Johnson @AuthorKimberley
How come God only talks to Republicans running for office?
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
It is impossible to overstate the degree to which you are screwed. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
To repeat: This is actually in the Bible. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Fans: next time you go to Bible study, ask that the group discuss the nuances of this passage (Leviticus 15:16-18). After all, it's in the Good Book, the True Word of God, so it must be something I feel very strongly about. https://t.co/twLokCfjQo — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@larsonmatt2 Listening to myself, yes. https://t.co/geCBqp9b0Z — PolitiTweet.org
God @TheTweetOfGod
When someone says they "love freedom", rest assured they don't mean yours.
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@NBCNews The Governor's contact number is (850) 717-9337. — PolitiTweet.org
