Neil deGrasse Tyson

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

In the shower, I squeeze the little soaps to see how far they will fly out of my hand. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

Approximately half the time I shake someone's hand, I think of thumb-wrestling them. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

I can fall asleep practically anywhere, and in any position. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

I'm perfectly content eating Hot Dogs & Potato Chips for dinner. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

I commonly laugh loudly around other Adults who are not. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

Love Malted Milkshakes with bendy straws. And for the last drops, my straw's making suction-sounds. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

I occasionally long for someone to read "Good Night Moon" to me as I fall asleep. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

During gentle snowfalls, I try to catch Snowflakes on my tongue, but only the big, clumpy ones. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

I occasionally free-swivel 360 degrees in those oversized chairs during important Board Meetings. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

I'd rather attend a Party than host one. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

I've argued with people 1/4 my age about the actual mass of Mjolnir, Thor's Hammer. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

I feel strongly that BB-8 is waaaay cuter than R2-D2. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

I order Hot Chocolate (with whipped cream) instead of Coffee at places where both are served. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

I’ll shake hands with adults, but if they have little kids, I crouch down and high-five them. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

Although I can successfully resist, I have the urge to jump two-footed into Mud Puddles that I pass. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

Mary Poppins, the Broadway musical, remains one of my all-time favorites. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

I'll order fresh-squeezed Lemonade instead of Beer at any event where both are served. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

I occasionally use Emoticons in important emails to high ranking officials. : - ) #ExpressionsOfImmaturity — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

I look for a place to put my gum that nobody will notice when I'm not supposed to be chewing it. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

Sometimes I tell jokes that Middle-School kids are more likely to laugh at than are adults. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

I’m briefly giddy when I find string-cheese in my lunch. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

I still like the film "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure". #ExpressionsOfImmaturity — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

I eat dessert first if the Host is foolish enough to set it on the table next to the main course. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

Stuff I do that falls well-below my expected level of Maturity... — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

Evidence I like to draw, but that I‘m not a good artist: https://t.co/WkcTI6KGeD — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

JUST POSTED @StarTalkRadio’s “The Power of Science Fiction" with @WilliamShatner, on @ApplePodcasts & https://t.co/YHfHliaXHb — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

Didn’t intend to send that last tweet to all. Was responding to someone asking if I’d ever fallen trying to remove my T-shirt — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

No. I have pretty good balance for my body size. But I have fallen over while attempting to quickly take off my pants. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

@Maddy1598 All my thoughts on Pluto, past present and future, appear here: https://t.co/p7SYQTbKa1 — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

Sometimes I wonder whether we are not smart enough to realize how simple our Brains actually are. — PolitiTweet.org