Neil deGrasse Tyson

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

Exhausted now. Will resume tomorrow, with Alien tweets from the Vault. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

@K_wiley825 We study ants by bending over, not by crossing lightyears of space. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

Alien Dad-joke alert…. Q; What happens if too many Aliens come for dinner? A: You have extraterrestrials — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

When they're not beaming down, Space Aliens tend to disembark via ramp rather than stairs. Evidence they were into handicap-accessible design long before we figured it out. https://t.co/LBXo64Bx9C — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

Just because you can't figure out how ancient civilizations built stuff, doesn't mean they got help from Space Aliens. https://t.co/9sSOzbJ8ac — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

Space Aliens would surely think it odd that one way humans express affection is the simultaneous exchange of saliva. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

If Space Aliens studied Earth culture, they might wonder why the Time in printed ads is usually Ten Minutes After Ten. Could all these watches, and the people who wear them, be frozen in some Phantom Zone and need to be set free? https://t.co/4eRUu982yh — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

How to turn most UFOs into IFOs: Take one course in Stargazing, another in Atmospheric Phenomena, and a third in Cognitive Bias. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

I occasionally wonder whether the entire Universe is nothing more than a snow-globe on the living room mantle of an Alien. https://t.co/lo3sA0k2vU — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

Aug 3, 2018 The largest Telescope in the world, a mile in circumference, is no longer in the USA. It’s in the Guizhou province of China. So when Space Aliens say “Hi”, the first humans to receive their signal will be Chinese Astrophysicists. https://t.co/uvd0ceZdEj — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

Mar 6, 2020 Like an invasion of hostile space aliens, COVID-19 Is an enemy of the human species that won’t negotiate. It cares not of your nationality, ideology, or politics. This enemy of us all requires a global effort to combat, guided by science and not by magical thinking https://t.co/rIcmsUOwEJ — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

If I ever met a Space Alien, I’d resist shaking its extended appendage, not knowing for sure the details of alien anatomy. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

I wonder if Space Aliens, upon landing near a car-filled freeway, will think car transport trucks are pregnant life forms. https://t.co/3xqXt1GD5C — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

If we discover alien life forms in the subsurface waters of Jupiter’s icy moon Europa, I wonder if we’d be compelled to call them “Europeans". https://t.co/mhBOeJI43L — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

How egocentric of us to think that Space Aliens, who have mastered interstellar travel across the Galaxy, would give a shit about humans on Earth. https://t.co/SoxZBqo1gb — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

In the film "Arrival" (2016) nobody wondered whether the circular patterns drawn by the creature were backwards. The septopoid Alien drew them from the other side of a transparent glass wall. https://t.co/AanylfvGri — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

Note to Space-Alien greeters: If they arrive in flying saucers, they won’t need runway lights. https://t.co/Q8WIbvd7sm — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

Fractal Food: If math-fluent Space Aliens coveted anything we eat, it would surely be Romanesco Broccoli https://t.co/LtJSu4Wlkj — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

For this, #UFOWeek, stay tuned for every Alien Tweet I’ve ever posted…. https://t.co/3cH0Ozfs12 — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

@verocit @StarTalkRadio Never met the fellow. But somebody had to carry his tradition. In any case, it’s an endemic greeting in my field. Has always been. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

“Keep Looking Up” Inspired by my sign-off to every @StarTalkRadio episode I host. Weekly image & link to a T-shirt. Conceived & designed by fans. Approved by me. After fees to the artist, proceeds go to educational organizations. https://t.co/qJsGfCigRG https://t.co/1qJroQ9Vju — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

@guthers102 @mhuyton A few more days. Aphelion will be July 5, 2021, The day of the year when Earth is farthest from the Sun — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

@guthers102 In some places, yes. But I ran out of Twitter room to include them. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

June Solstice 2021 “First day of Summer” — Northern Hemisphere dwellers. “First day of Winter” — Southern Hemisphere dwellers. “Midsummer” — Brits & Shakespeare Fans “Sun on the Ecliptic reaches maximum northerly separation from the Celestial Equator” — Astro-geeks — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

@BBontheRadio StarTrek sideburns. Yes. Thanks for the scifi shout-out. Hardly anyone notices anymore. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

@e120965 Thanks for the compliment. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

Happy Father's Day to all Dads out there. My Dad, helping me assemble my first telescope, for my 12th birthday – a zillion years ago. https://t.co/wAZc8Dw0lU — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

@EloyCarmona9 yup. No excuse on that one. I’ll re-post. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

No. I was into the universe well before that moment. The telescope was to feed that interest, not to create it. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

@DeschampsNick Just in time for Father’s Day? A Summer Solstice Baby in any case. Congratulations. — PolitiTweet.org