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Do not retweet. — PolitiTweet.org

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This doc looks really good: https://t.co/5CJaT5Ugm3 #Abacus — PolitiTweet.org

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I wish my name was Glen. Or, even better, Glenn. — PolitiTweet.org

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A giant puppy is loose in Manhattan. No one wants to shoot it because it's too cute. It's eating people now. — PolitiTweet.org

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Another reason to hate Crocs - they're made from the melted cartilage of kidnapped children. — PolitiTweet.org

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I've got an idea for the perfect judge to replace Simon on the new American Idol: James Comey. — PolitiTweet.org

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What’s going on today on the frontlines of the inevitable collapse of western civilization? — PolitiTweet.org

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Not. Another. Year. #releaseBahai7Now https://t.co/HQx9Co5377 — PolitiTweet.org

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Not. Another. Year. #releaseBahai7Now https://t.co/HQx9Co5377 — PolitiTweet.org

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Baha’is in Yemen arrested for “Showing Kindness” and “Displaying rectitude of conduct”. https://t.co/ZE7cu4q7aL @Bahai_Teachings — PolitiTweet.org

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Visit PatriotHole: the internet’s last stand against the tyranny of the Leftist Media https://t.co/VkFx5D5oBy, — PolitiTweet.org

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No you don't. Stuff can't make you happy. What you really want is connection, purpose & meaning. #Capitalism… https://t.co/GtV4SNPttc — PolitiTweet.org

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"Raisins just aren't sweet enough on their own. I know, let's cover them in sugar!" -The inventors of Raisin Bran — PolitiTweet.org

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I'm so punk rock that I'll sometimes send emails without anything in the subject line. — PolitiTweet.org

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A girl at the airport told me that my Instagram was "fire". She has zero understanding of physics. — PolitiTweet.org

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Both campaigns get attacked by Russians & they all need to team up & go undercover vs the worst gang of hackers the world has ever seen — PolitiTweet.org

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Here's what I'd like to see: an election campaign with The Rock running against Vin Diesel. Statham & Norris for Vice President. — PolitiTweet.org

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I’m going to start a podcast called “Cereal”. — PolitiTweet.org

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PETRICHOR- the perfume the earth gives off after a rain-from Greek PETROS (stone) & ICHOR(ethereal fluid that flows from the veins of gods) — PolitiTweet.org

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Please find my funniest tweet and retweet it. Do it. Now. — PolitiTweet.org

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this exists https://t.co/1tUhdxJD4V — PolitiTweet.org

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I've been asked to perform my one man cabaret tribute to Adam Levine at next year's Fyre Festival! #psyched — PolitiTweet.org

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Go here to get a terrific poem delivered to your inbox every day: https://t.co/oyzmWaNxGC @Poetsorg — PolitiTweet.org

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.@RealDonaldTrump I think we're winning the trade war. I've seen tons of "American Standard" urinals in Canada. — PolitiTweet.org

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The pilot on my Air Canada flight kept pronouncing it "turblelence" which made me feel both curious & sad in equal measure. — PolitiTweet.org

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I think we should call it “Former Glacier National Park”. https://t.co/PdWZQJlWuo — PolitiTweet.org

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https://t.co/5F2Gf9hsHu — PolitiTweet.org

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I'm going to do a Facebook live from @MonaFoundation 's Facebook page! — PolitiTweet.org

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Check out the documentary “HAPPY” on Netflix. Its about… well… being happy! — PolitiTweet.org

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Congrats to the brilliant @JennaFischer on her new series “Splitting Up” getting picked up by @ABC. — PolitiTweet.org