Danielle Muscato (she/her)

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

RT @AmericanAtheist: .@CNN Special Report—Atheists: Inside the World of Non-Believers http://t.co/xiLXmZwuPp March 24 at 9 PM - Don't miss … — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

Just a reminder, it doesn't matter what day it is or what color people are wearing: Don't touch someone without consent. — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: The collective noun for a group of internet trolls is an "actually." — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

RT @AmericanAtheist: Arabic Billboard Goes Up in Memphis to Promote Atheist Conference http://t.co/TWYry8BqKn #aacon15 @hemantmehta @hemant… — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

RT @AmericanAtheist: .@RickSantorum thinks Bibles are no longer allowed in schools. No, Rick. We just don't let teachers preach to kids any… — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

RT @AmericanAtheist: Atheists post Arabic billboard in Memphis to attract ex-Muslims http://t.co/HHZyjynEiT via @washtimes @valrichardson17 — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

I texted my landlord to tell him the hot water's cold. He texted back and said, "That doesn't even make sense." — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

Totally worth $8 http://t.co/8Gb6XHtNKj — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

Here's a joke for all you mind readers: — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

I have to say, I was feeling pretty smug when the iPad was introduced. I'd been saying for ages that the iPhone would be really big one day. — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

I used to wait tables. The hours weren't great, but it put food on the table. — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

I came home from work early tonight and found my wife on a pornographic website. I intend to speak with her about it when she gets home. — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

You want an anagram for mobile piss? But that's impossible! — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

Criticizing Islam as an misogynistic, anti-gay, and inherently violent set of beliefs is not 1) intolerant 2) racist 3) "Islamophobic" — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

Love my white Stout! Goes great with these and a Fargen Blackbird 10th Anniversary @KOAmps http://t.co/rbDkTnT39Y — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

RT @AmericanAtheist: "Abortion is wrong—God doesn't approve of ending a life just because a person has regrets about how things turned out.… — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

My brother (the detective, not the other one) dropped his brand-new iPhone 6 and, wouldn't you know it, he cracked the case. — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

@OriginalG_Ace See #1 ;) http://t.co/IdXPzzxgk2 — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

I saw a course: How to Get Out of a Hostage Situation. Sounds easy to me. Frankly, I could probably do it with my hands tied behind my back. — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

My friend said her baby is a good sleeper. Pfft, like that's anything to brag about. I can sleep with my eyes closed. — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

At City Hall they have a little model of the new prison they're building. They did note however that the outer walls aren't built to scale. — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

I saw a kid once with really hairy ears and a wide, bulging nose. Although, I guess that's pretty normal for a goat. — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

Tweeting in the car. Don't worry; I'm in the passenger seat. It makes it a lot harder to drive, but it fools the cops — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

RT @jteberhard: Neon stickers indicating "don't post pictures of this person online" because consequences. Doubt this is necessary @ xtian … — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

Libertarian: "Hi, I'm looking for a book about libertarianism." Librarian: "What do I care? Find it yourself." h/t @danarel — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

@jeff21976 @essie9950 I didn't say they starve themselves to death. I said they starve themselves for days. Pay attention. — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

@jeff21976 @essie9950 Bullshit. Rhesus monkeys will starve for days b4 pushing a lever for food that they know also shocks another monkey. — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

Gah. I have a TON of work to do before end of business today and I can barely see. Should've had my eye exam tomorrow. — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

@AppAwk That's Dark Matter! (not really; she's 'shopped. But if we had an office cat, that's what we'd name her) — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

RT @AmericanAtheist: #FridayThe13th? Must be our lucky day. http://t.co/wBIGHn6buZ http://t.co/12O43DOLYg — PolitiTweet.org