Danielle Muscato (she/her)

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

@Ponfed @Luarien It's actually worse than that... https://t.co/3dFrGQRce3 — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

@eyeswideopentx @ColumbiaPD I have witnesses, not that it matters, they have a union and this cop is highly decorated and considered exemplary in all respects. They're all like this. It's called being a cop. @KOMUnews @KBIA @CoMissourian @columbiatribune — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

@Luarien right there with ya — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

I forgot to mention that the context here was unhoused people. ie people living in their $15k cars — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

"It pisses me off when people with $15k cars, fat people who eat fast food everyday, who have $1000 iphones, call themselves poor. They're fat, they're not poor." - a special victims detective with the Columbia Missouri police department @ColumbiaPD — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

Join https://t.co/oLXhO5ScBq now. This sub—created yesterday—already has 13k subscribers. This is happening, and we've got 115 days to organize. We will accomplish more with a well-organized general strike than decades of voting. Join us. #MayDayStrike #GeneralStrike #antiwork https://t.co/JFpo3I3TJQ — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

@GlowingStingray Gotta say it's pretty tasty. Halfway through I decided to try it with weed. Even better! https://t.co/9cdPI4Wk8m — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

@GlowingStingray I'm trying it. Here's what I'm using (+ a toaster) https://t.co/18yFm5qyPG — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

@boyceaz Lemon and milk without the tea also sounds pretty bad to me personally — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

I once went out with a woman, one of my dearest friends now actually, who has this little riddle on her dating profile. I loved it so much: Can you think of 3 foods where, any combination of 2 of the 3 is great, but all 3 together are bad? — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

@blabtakker I once went out with a woman, one of my dearest friends now actually, who has this little riddle on her dating profile. I loved it so much: Can you think of 3 foods where, any combination of 2 of the 3 is great, but all 3 together are bad? — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

Some examples of grilled cheese sandwiches I've made with mayo instead of butter. It tastes even better than it looks 👩‍🍳 Follow me on insta @daniellemuscato if you'd like for more cooking, pets, activism, books, travel and more https://t.co/1tRnOXQTVd https://t.co/36MsAII4Ik https://t.co/HnyRumpUqg — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

Next time you make a grilled cheese sandwich, try using mayo instead of butter on the outside. It spreads more easily, and won't scald like butter. And it tastes great, with the lemon juice and the salt in it too. — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

Nobody thinks toast with mayo and turkey is weird. I mean sure, some people just don't like mayo, but if you would eat a turkey sandwich with mayo, but not toast with mayo, why not? — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

I like to eat mayo on toast. I like butter, jam, or pb too, but people always mention it when I have toast with mayo & that's it. But why? Toast+olive oil isn't weird. Toast+egg is french toast. Toast with garlic is garlic bread. The only other ingredient is lemon juice 🤷‍♀️ — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

Suspensions are, by definition, temporary. There's no such thing as a "permanent suspension" lol @mtgreenee was BANNED from Twitter, because she can't stop lying, and her lies are killing people. — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

Welp, I just tried to open my car door, but it was frozen over, & the rubber weather stripping ripped right off 🙃 Awesome. Anybody wanna send me some money to get it fixed up? https://t.co/mt2eqgcgtT Cashapp/Venmo @daniellemuscato Thanks in advance for whatever you can do 💘 https://t.co/MNQsBCFiVx — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

I am a broke ass activist, and I never tip less than $5 as a matter of principle. It doesn't matter if my check was only $4, I pay $9 because being a tipped employee is exploitative and terrible and I'd rather make someone's day. — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

RT @cryanhyde: Oh, crap. Not cool, 2021. Not cool at all. You couldn't have let her turn 100? 18 days. 18 effing days. — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

@cryanhyde I know! 😭 What a legendary life she lived. https://t.co/Q1g3R0QkXS — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

99 is incredible though!! She played a golden girl THIRTY FIVE friggin years ago! — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

Starting now, if you're a straight cis white man who wants my answer about something obvious & I can't tell if you're asking in good faith or trolling, I'm charging a $20 refundable deposit Men aren't entitled to my time https://t.co/mt2eqgcgtT Venmo/cashapp @daniellemuscato — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

oh snap — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

@neutronsoup In all seriousness, sometimes I flip a coin not because I plan to do exactly what the coin says, but just to figure out how I feel about it — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

@neutronsoup coin flip? 🙃 — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

Fuck around and find out, transphobes https://t.co/dUfY4yWfwp — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

"If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor." - #DesmondTutu, theologian and human rights activist, 7 October 1931 - 26 December 2021 Rest in power ✊ — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

Happy #Christmas2021! Today I'd love to share with you this lecture I gave at the @Mizzou about historical reliability when it comes to the New Testament & Jesus: "What DID Jesus Do? Critically Examining the Historical Reliability of the New Testament" https://t.co/cjFVt5PJju — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

Wow, is that true? https://t.co/fVS0v7q4nv — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

a grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a cold one the bartender says, "y'know, we actually have a drink named after you" "you do?" says the grasshopper. "Why would anyone name a drink Steve?" — PolitiTweet.org