Danielle Muscato (she/her)

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

If I had to name the one thing that's contributed the most to my growth as a person since becoming an Atheist, I'd say, probably, Chinese food — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

Did you know that you can go to any hardware store and just buy these and that there is no law that says you can't go on a roller coaster and JUST as the ride is starting, hold it up and say to the person next to you, "hey, isn't that from your seat??" https://t.co/w6NiT93OXu — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

Did you know? The Goliath bullfrog can leap higher than a house! This is due to the bullfrog's powerful hind legs and the fact that houses cannot leap. — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

"And this...'Jesus'.... Can you tell us, is he in the room with us now?" "Oh no, Jesus is invisible. Unless he doesn't want to be. But it doesn't matter, because either way, Jesus is everywhere, all the time. And he knows all the answers to every question." "I see." (takes notes) — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

#TodayILearned that sand castles kill more people than sharks every year. I mean, really, how often does a sand castle kill a shark? Not very often, I'd bet. — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

@BillHai17978969 @JDSugarbaker @BerkleeCollege Thanks for the link! I hadn't read that one. — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

@JDSugarbaker @BerkleeCollege I loved my time at Berklee! — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

sav.plays.piano on insta gets it: https://t.co/WX70TJtkPf — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

some bass guitar professor advice that has always stuck with me, from Skip Smith at @BerkleeCollege of Music, on why he doesn't play slap bass, to my 16-year-old ass: "When you are older, you will understand: A massage goes further than a beating." — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

arson? you mean, crime brûlée? — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

Day 2 of quarantine My symptoms have improved a lot today. I'm in a friend's camper, isolating in Tacoma. I have plenty of food and meds and so on. I'm vaccinated/boosted, and I had covid once before, in January of this year, so I'm expecting that the worst of this is over. — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

Soooo, turns out you can get covid at outdoor weddings, too! 🙃 lol I'll be fine! I had a rough night last night and into today, feverish with lots of achiness, muscle pain, congestion, shortness of breath, loss of appetite, exhaustion, and sore throat. Confirmed positive today https://t.co/bkBVCjNG9D — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

🎵 If you're a Nazi & got fired, it's your fault 👏🏽👏🏽 🎵 If you're a Nazi & got fired, it's your fault 👏🏽👏🏽 🎵 You were spotted in a mob & now… 🎵 …you lost your fucking job 😃 🎵 If you're a Nazi & got fired, it's your fault 👏🏽👏🏽 — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

A gorilla walks into a bar & orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar & then becomes aware that she is actually dreaming. She wakes up & begins to tell her wife about the ridiculous dream she had. Her wife ignores her, because she is still asleep. — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

I made this for my friend's wedding that I'm officiating today 💘 https://t.co/33ROZrPyUh — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

@the_cmbyn_files that's too cute to be real 😍 — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

@swindeazy 1. I'm shocked & hurt…I asked to talk about our relationship to tell her I wanted us to have more affection, more intimacy, like we used to a few months ago. I didn't see this coming at ALL. 2. She wants to, but frankly she knows she was already on thin ice with me before this. — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

@LTOLTOLTOLTO She does feel those things for other people, yeah. We are both poly. — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

After 9 months, the person I've been dating told me she has never had romantic or sexual feelings for me. I'm so confused - she made the first move, after years of friendship. But regardless, the end result is the same. I'm heartbroken. Send cute things? Advice is welcome too. — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

they have zero shame. This is what class war looks like. — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

RT @Maxthepapi: Seeing people that been through a lot finally happy >>>>>> — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

Hello what should we call this drink? It's delicious. We don't have any maraschino cherries or we should throw one in each, too. Ginger ale, prosecco, peach mango sports drink 1:1:1 https://t.co/KEK8y3k7XV — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

@MrNice1000 fuck the police — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

@auntiesam_2 I can't recall ever asking for a discount because of my following, and I don't really see a situation where I would do that. I've done some disclosed sponsored reviews of things, but my general approach is that independent artists deserve full pay AND any exposure I can offer. — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

✊ Rest in power, Mike. You are the reason I got into #BlackLivesMatter activism. — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

@auntiesam_2 Oh, of course! I'm a leftist and a public speaker and musician, myself. As I like to say, "Even a jukebox gets paid ®" 🤣 — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

I'm looking for an artist, someone badass and queer, ideally BIPOC, for a commissioned large portrait piece, to be based on a photo. I'm not into photo-realism, but open to lots of other styles and media. Link me to your portfolio etc in the replies? — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

We don't need more police. We need all the things #DefundThePolice could fund instead: therapy, tutoring, music lessons, smaller classrooms, relationship and family therapy, housing for unhoused people, food for hungry people, literacy programs... — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

#LifeProTip: choose those who choose you — PolitiTweet.org

Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato

@DazedPuckBunny @dunceky @zeldahallman 😘😍 — PolitiTweet.org