Seth MacFarlane

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @mygiveup: I've consumed a swimming pool of soy sauce in my life and I still don't really know what it is. — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

Well this is a fucking relief. http://t.co/HlFpr5pqda — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @lisa_groeger: @SethMacFarlane Mr. Rogers sang a song "u can never go down the drain" u must have missed that episode. Helped me a lot. — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @markleggett: Yosemite Sam would use the N-word. — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

It's amazing I made it out of childhood given that I was once afraid to go in the pool because I thought the drain would get me. — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @juliussharpe: I wonder if there's a bird so sexy that I would go, "Wow, that's a sexy bird!" Hopefully I'll never find out. — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

There's no way to eat a fig without looking like an asshole. — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

Run up to a stranger on the street and frantically ask what the date is. When they tell you, say "No, the YEAR, dammit, the YEAR!" — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @48morelock: seth don't drink and horse lol. Such a great movie http://t.co/2re89nhRr4 // Miiiight have been some actual whiskey here — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @mestizaxjt: @SethMacFarlane The bf left this for me this morning. This is romance. http://t.co/PlsrydrclY — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @markleggett: To help him with the new sound he's been looking for, Chris Martin's cousin calls him and holds the phone up to the previo… — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @BrianRScully: Real cats must love Halloween because they have like ten times as many slutty cats to choose from. — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @murrahnoble: @SethMacFarlane http://t.co/bIZMWhPKWm // Hell, why not. — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

Check out my friend John Wilson's new album "Cole Porter in Hollywood" available on iTunes and Amazon! #TheJohnWilsonOrchestra — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @juliussharpe: I live in such a hipster neighborhood that I get pissed when there's a line at the blacksmith. — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @markleggett: Tomorrow is International "Cook a Steak and Then Throw It to a Seagull" Day. Get involved. Don't question it. — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @TheOnion: This Week's Top Story: Obama Currently Being Chased In Background Of Secret Service Hearing http://t.co/9PEE125nyp http://t.c… — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

Gosh internet, you look mad. Is everything okay? — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @markleggett: FUN TRICK OR TREAT COSTUME IDEA FOR TEXANS: A person with a cough, and then an hour later, a panicked doctor in a hazmat s… — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

The first guy ever to say "Jiminy Christmas" must have caused quite a stir. — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @BrianRScully: I can't imagine Walter Cronkite asking us to "read my tweets", but yeah, sure, I'll pretend Anderson Cooper is a real rep… — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @porters: While clothes shopping, I want an attractive woman to look at me as if to say "Ew. You're buying the wrong thing." http://t.co… — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @kevinseccia: Just saw a flower that was ridiculous even by flower standards. So dumb. Grow some balls. — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

Ah the progressive educational programming I was raised on. They even got a Jewish guy at the end. http://t.co/FAG1FJwFrx — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @mygiveup: Girl: I hate my asshole boyfriend. Guy: Why don't you break up with him? Girl: Fuck you. I love him. — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @J_D_1_N: @SethMacFarlane Why is Quagmire promoting Scary Movie 5? http://t.co/YVQInOHX4D — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @kevinseccia: Really looking forward to a day when enabling awful reality show monsters isn't a "hilarious" guilty pleasure. — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @Cainsey86: @SethMacFarlane http://t.co/LWd7gQCArH // Why, it's everyone's favorite rascal, Wagmure! — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @ChrisRRegan: Angry Birds lays off 16% of staff. Fearing reprisal, the CEO is tucked away in lower middle of the office building & very … — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

Thanks to our fantastic Boston crew for busting your asses and doing stellar work on Ted 2! — PolitiTweet.org