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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
RT @kumailn: Mustaches are the eyebrows of the lower face lol. Now that I have your attention, climate change is a real problem whether we … — PolitiTweet.org
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
RT @porters: I just want one goddamn brunch where my friends admit that Bernadette Peters is the white, Broadway Nicki Minaj. — PolitiTweet.org
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
RT @scullymike: When the fuck did everyone get into hiking?! — PolitiTweet.org
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
RT @GaryJanetti: I'm not judgemental. Just extremely, extremely observant. — PolitiTweet.org
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
I hope they didn't use the Wilhelm scream anywhere in Schindler's List. — PolitiTweet.org
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
Enough with the continental drift, you continents. All that shuffling makes you look like you have to pee. — PolitiTweet.org
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
First cut of Ted 2 complete. Hats off to my fantastic editor Jeff Freeman for putting up with me. — PolitiTweet.org
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
RT @markleggett: People who are okay in small doses only come in large doses. — PolitiTweet.org
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
Probably a fact: A letter from The President has never once been delivered to one of these. http://t.co/Rq9Lbg10j3 — PolitiTweet.org
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
RT @Puddinstrip: until we're living in a post apocalyptic world please stop making your dog wear a bandana — PolitiTweet.org
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
Had the mind of Sam Simon not paved the way for all of us in primetime animation, I wouldn't have a job. He will be sorely missed. — PolitiTweet.org
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
RT @imchriskelly: What I really wanna see is an all-male "Ghost". — PolitiTweet.org
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
RT @markleggett: Companies want "rockstar" employees, as rockstars are known for punctuality, even-tempers, and a desire to work in a corpo… — PolitiTweet.org
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
If you're looking for an entertaining weekend read, check out "The Mirror" by Marlys Millhiser. Engaging little tale. — PolitiTweet.org
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
RT @AlbertBrooks: Dog next door has been barking nonstop for 3 hours! In the off chance the dog is on twitter, "Shut the fuck up!" — PolitiTweet.org
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
Maybe this'll comfort anyone who was sad when Jack died at the end of "Titanic": a few years later he woulda died in World War I anyway. — PolitiTweet.org
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
RT @kevinseccia: Ethan Hawke seems like the kind of guy who, even after hoverboards are invented, would go out of his way to mention he sti… — PolitiTweet.org
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
Tommy: "I'm funny how? You mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you?" Henry: "You're actually amused by clowns? What are you 4 years old?" — PolitiTweet.org
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
You know Ben, for all the ways prison can change a man, "turning gay" would probably be the most helpful to society. #BenCarson — PolitiTweet.org
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
NO. Skeletons were invented by Satan so he could put fossils under parking lots to make us think Christ is fake. http://t.co/AMvAXk2cyV — PolitiTweet.org
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
"Grandma, what did your omelets used to look like?" - what the inventors of Instagram imagine conversations will be like in 2065. — PolitiTweet.org
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
RT @croninwhocares: Can't believe the nap I just took was free. I would have paid $750. — PolitiTweet.org
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
This makes me very sad. http://t.co/BuWPJMgVYH — PolitiTweet.org
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
If you really want me to call you a "smart phone" then you're gonna have to learn that I have never once meant "fracking bullshark." — PolitiTweet.org
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
Astronaut Terry Virts sends a tribute to Leonard Nimoy from the International Space Station. http://t.co/yMjPwtGdiS — PolitiTweet.org
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
RT @NASA: RIP Leonard Nimoy. So many of us at NASA were inspired by Star Trek. Boldly go... http://t.co/qpeH5BTzQc http://t.co/nMmFMKYv1L — PolitiTweet.org
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
Leonard Nimoy brought us one of the greatest, noblest characters in the history of American storytelling. Someone find the Genesis planet. — PolitiTweet.org
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
Apparently Sen. Jim Inhofe doesn't get that it can be simultaneously cold in DC and warm elsewhere. Birds do. Oklahoma, just elect a bird. — PolitiTweet.org
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
RT @kevinseccia: So we're agreed, the Internet was a huge mistake? — PolitiTweet.org
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
While re-watching Good Morning Vietnam, I realized I must be the only guy who prefers Lt. Hauk's playlist. — PolitiTweet.org