Seth MacFarlane

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

I wonder if 1950s tough guys texted each other HDHH for “har de har har.” — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @ClickHole: If Only Once, It Would Be Nice If Hodor Said ‘Women’s Rights’ http://t.co/roTv2nKVJB http://t.co/wYLGH6RtMp — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @BillDixonish: The people who have a list of things you can't joke about are always people who say "I love to laugh." — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

I will now tweet the entire plot of Pretty Woman in emoji: 🚗🙋🏻💵👅👉🏻👌🏻💳💇🏻💅🏻👰🏻 — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

Hey, it's your divorced friend. Want to get some drinks, awkwardly avoid talking about my ex, then listen to me talk about her for hours? — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

Filming on wocation in Authwailia. http://t.co/dOOJMvge4I — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @markleggett: I think comic book bad guys have the right idea, aiming their weapons directly at Captain America's shield. That's probabl… — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

I'm a grown man who still stops in his tracks to extend a squirrel sighting as long as possible. — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @ClickHole: 9 Venus Flytraps That All Have The Caption ‘Mama Mia!’ http://t.co/EiJLAYXjpx http://t.co/UyOCAXZao1 — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @GaryJanetti: College graduates, we're not ready for you yet. Can you busy yourselves for a few years and then come back? — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

So how's that Kurt Cobain documentary? Is it pretty fun? — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @juliussharpe: Trying to decide whether or not to tag my therapist in these photos where I'm eating an ice cream sandwich in melted clow… — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

Seriously? Rick Santorum again? Can't we just keep bringing in new bad guys like the Batman movies do? — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

This is President Nixon on his 1972 visit to China inspecting the first prototype VCR. http://t.co/WE37rbWoxU — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @juliussharpe: Is Bryant Gumbel ever not lightly skeptical? Like when he has sex does he go, "This seems great, but what's the real stor… — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @GaryJanetti: I just assumed the Duggars were all fucking each other anyway. — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @GaryJanetti: The most important thing you learn as you get older is you can skip most anything. — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @DamienFahey: I just worry EDM DJs aren’t taking themselves seriously enough in their photos. — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

I will now tweet out the entire plot of Planet Of The Apes in emoji: 🚀😳⁉️🙈🙊🐵🙉🐵🗽😥 — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

Huh... I'm trying to order the hoodie with the cat pouch, but I keep getting redirected to a suicide hotline. http://t.co/zOTfZliYpQ — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @DPGouletay: @SethMacFarlane million ways was awesome. Neeson was great and Ryan Reynolds was a good sport. Can't wait for Ted 2 — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @kevinseccia: A dude throwing out the word "trifecta" is always a bad sign. — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

Quote from cognitive psychologist Gregory Berns in Michael Shermer's 'The Moral Arc' regarding animal rights: http://t.co/k3KJF9dils — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

This horse is such a fucking douchebag. http://t.co/6D0JwU45Lq — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @bazecraze: "I'm probably really funny." -attractive people — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @juliussharpe: This seems like a really useful part of my hotel room. http://t.co/L5OxXfYXjP — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

Just saw someone get hit with a pie in a movie, and they DIDN'T follow it up by tasting it with one finger and giving a "not bad" shrug. — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @juliussharpe: I've never seen relish in a refrigerator that was less than seven years old. — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

Next time we invade a country, I'm going to point at it and yell, "Media, look! An actress who's lied about her age! Go investigate!" — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @luketadams: Congratulations Ireland. I wish that America would lead on issues like equality and civil liberties. Let's hope we can at l… — PolitiTweet.org