Seth MacFarlane

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @juliussharpe: I'm happy to donate to charity, but I kinda don't care whether or not you finish a marathon. — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @TheOnion: Frustrated Republicans Argue Pope Should Leave Science To Scientists Who Deny Climate Change http://t.co/eIAnIF0mtA http://t.… — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

If you don’t go see Ted 2 on June 26, you won’t understand the jokes in all the Tinder profiles on June 27. — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @bazecraze: Happy Father's Day. Hold that flashlight steady so he can find that screw you made him drop. — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @MittRomney: Take down the #ConfederateFlag at the SC Capitol. To many, it is a symbol of racial hatred. Remove it now to honor #Charles… — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @billmaher: #PoliticalCorrectness in America: http://t.co/Qo8rKsyu4R // This deserves 2 retweets. — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @billmaher: #PoliticalCorrectness in America: http://t.co/Jv2hSUbhGL — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @juliussharpe: I was just on an elevator in Las Vegas where I was the only one without a finger in my body. — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @BrianRScully: Ted Cruz seems like the kind of guy who goes to the bathroom and then just runs the water in the sink to make you THINK h… — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @DavidAGoodman: Me and @WilliamShatner on stage together at comic con. I may die. // "Martha Raye in MY DINER!" — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @juliussharpe: Wives always want to introduce you to other guys, not understanding that no guy needs more friends. — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @WhiteHouse: "I’ve had to make statements like these too many times. Communities like this have had to endure tragedies like this too ma… — PolitiTweet.org

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[THOUGHTFUL PAUSE] "Paella." [IMMEDIATELY] "Words you hear when you hang out with couples!" [BELL DINGS] — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

"Life sure is tough sometimes/ Good thing we got each other!" - Theme song to every single sitcom I watched growing up — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

At this point, going to a superhero movie feels like sex with the person you can't bring yourself to break up with yet. — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @ChrisRRegan: The exclamation point at the end of the "Jeb" logo indicates you're supposed to make a guttural "click" sound. — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @markleggett: Indiana Jones came face to face with Hitler but didn't kill him and save millions of lives because he was too busy looking… — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

I asked, "Who do YOU think is this generation's Dabney Coleman?" She stared at me, then silently finished dinner. There was no second date. — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

When the "every kid gets a trophy" generation grows up, imagine how long the goddamn award shows will be. — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

"Comedy writers are probably HOPING Trump gets elected, for the material!" No. That’s stupid. And it’s why you’re not a comedy writer. — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @ArlingtonSteve: do you think humans can stop the climate from changing? // Indeed. Check out 'This Changes Everything' by Naomi Klein. — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

Yes I'm 99% atheist, but a big pointy hats off to the Pope for championing the urgent need for action on climate change. — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

http://t.co/ZTTGi0KXah — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @DamienFahey: This is the funniest tweet of all time. https://t.co/dOjq4myr7d — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

Unless you're a UPS guy or a billionaire's party-animal son who inherited the company in an '80s comedy, don't wear shorts to the office. — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

When they successfully crowdfund the first porn in space it'll be one small step for… what the hell did I step in? — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

If I make a joke in a text and you wait more than ten minutes before at least replying "Ha," I'll assume our friendship is over. — PolitiTweet.org

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

RT @porters: Hey, media, two guys just held the elevator door open to continue their conversation. Can we publicly shame them and call that… — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @BrianRScully: Boy, I get really miffed when I think of all the secret movie star laundry tips that Tom Hanks isn't sharing with any of … — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @GarryShandling: Garry! — PolitiTweet.org