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@polapetit @jdmortenson Hmmmm. I don’t think we are supposed to talk about the many tattoos of Justice Sutherland. But hint: there were four of them, and they were on horses. — PolitiTweet.org

Russian Embassy in USA @benjaminwittes

@jdmortenson @polapetit I bet you the Vesting Clause tattooed on your scalp…. — PolitiTweet.org

Russian Embassy in USA @benjaminwittes

@polapetit Average is a few tattoos — PolitiTweet.org

Russian Embassy in USA @benjaminwittes

@polapetit @RichardGrenell Make sure you tag @RichardGrenell — PolitiTweet.org

Russian Embassy in USA @benjaminwittes

@polapetit @RichardGrenell I also think you need to find out if the people who said yes are disproportionately one gender…. — PolitiTweet.org

Russian Embassy in USA @benjaminwittes

@polapetit Wow. Strong yes vote on feet pics. @RichardGrenell — PolitiTweet.org

Russian Embassy in USA @benjaminwittes

In retrospect, maybe the phone call wasn’t quite perfect. — PolitiTweet.org

Russian Embassy in USA @benjaminwittes

RT @avalaina: This is 16-year-old Katya. Her family came under fire from the Russians during the evacuation from Vorzel. She covered her br… — PolitiTweet.org

Russian Embassy in USA @benjaminwittes

RT @dbyman: My last book blurb was provided by @benjaminwittes, a close friend and someone whose insights on national security have long sh… — PolitiTweet.org

Russian Embassy in USA @benjaminwittes

All About the Oath Keepers https://t.co/uvjwiv9CnW — PolitiTweet.org

Russian Embassy in USA @benjaminwittes

Okay, good people. I am signing off for the night. May you all have the sort of evenings that make you wish all times were Thursday evenings. — PolitiTweet.org

Russian Embassy in USA @benjaminwittes

@suk1927 Correct — PolitiTweet.org

Russian Embassy in USA @benjaminwittes

@gpgomez Yes. There is someone out there who needs it thrown at him (he is probably male). You do want to save it for the occasion. — PolitiTweet.org

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Thank you. — PolitiTweet.org

Russian Embassy in USA @benjaminwittes

@Popehat @lisackaplan "Man, I love your shirt!" — PolitiTweet.org

Russian Embassy in USA @benjaminwittes

@Popehat @lisackaplan And there's a final coda to the destruction of the phone story, and it's one that you—@lisackaplan—will find particularly aggravating. I stand up with my broken phone and the TSA guy looks at my shirt (and I'll bet you know what kind of shirt it was), and he says: — PolitiTweet.org

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@scottjshapiro What about chocolate covered ants? It seems to me if you don't address the ants issue, you are dodging the real question. — PolitiTweet.org

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0/4 — PolitiTweet.org

Russian Embassy in USA @benjaminwittes

@Popehat @OrinKerr I forget who it was who pointed out on Gerald Ford's death that people always used to say about him, "He was a good man, but ... " with the gravamen of the sentence coming after the "but." And that this missed the point that "He was a good man" was the most relevant point. — PolitiTweet.org

Russian Embassy in USA @benjaminwittes

@Popehat @OrinKerr The important part of the sentence always follows the but... — PolitiTweet.org

Russian Embassy in USA @benjaminwittes

@Popehat @lisackaplan Between Slack and Zoom and FaceTime and email and not really leaving the house much, I find I don't miss it much. — PolitiTweet.org

Russian Embassy in USA @benjaminwittes

@Popehat @lisackaplan floor. And then, picking it up, and seeing the spider-webbed screen and the LC bleeding all over the webbing. And then thinking, well, I spent my first 25 years without a phone... — PolitiTweet.org

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@Popehat @lisackaplan ...was going to survive the impact with that very hard floor. Watching it in slow motion thinking about whether there was any chance that the phone might still be functional. Realizing that no, it was going to smash. And then watching the inevitable as the phone hit the — PolitiTweet.org

Russian Embassy in USA @benjaminwittes

@Popehat @lisackaplan I wish it were that dramatic. Imagine me coming out of the TSA checkpoint at Logan airport, hoisting my bag onto my shoulder a touch too aggressively and my poor phone flying out of it at an arch I watched with dismay knowing at its height that there was no way the phone... — PolitiTweet.org

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@futureprologue Sir, nobody could possibly read my Twitter feed and think that I am making light of the Ukraine situation. If you have the slightest instinct in that direction, you are welcome to unfollow me. — PolitiTweet.org

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@lisackaplan @Popehat The other person is me. I am not ghosting @lisackaplan. I would love to see her for 15 minutes in a train station in a city in which neither of us lives. I'm just a little skeptical Amtrak will let us pull it off. — PolitiTweet.org

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Once — PolitiTweet.org

Russian Embassy in USA @benjaminwittes

We should get him a dog shirt, no? — PolitiTweet.org

Russian Embassy in USA @benjaminwittes

Heavens no! As I have discussed with @Malinowski on Twitter in the past, the #BeastOfTheDay is an honor—"beast" being an exalted title given to our non-human fellow members of Kingdom Animalia. The #BeastOfTheDay is *never* human, let alone a contemptible human. — PolitiTweet.org

Russian Embassy in USA @benjaminwittes

President Zelenskyy already shows much promise in the sartorial department, with his penchant for wearing t-shirts in formal situations. Now if I could just persuade him to wear t-shirts with dogs on them… — PolitiTweet.org