Kat Timpf

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

RT @GuyBensonShow: .@KatTimpf chose not to attend her dream school in order to avoid too many student loans and she turned out just fine. S… — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Do you have your tickets for @PlanetTyrus and me LIVE at @CarolinesonBway yet? We just added TWO special guests and I’m not telling you who they are exactly BUT I will say both of them are named Joe. Don’t be an idiot, get tix here: https://t.co/Maf84eg4oa — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

RT @GuyBensonShow: It's almost 3 PM ET which means the #guybensonshow will be bringing you all the news you need to know with today's guest… — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

I'll be on @GuyBensonShow at 2:35pm talking about student loan debt! — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

It's not just my office either. It is literally every indoor establishment I walk into. Why crank it so absurdly high? Just showing off? LOOK AT ALL THIS AIR CONDITIONING AREN'T YOU IMPRESSED? — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

I get so excited for the summer because I forget that I am just switching from being freezing outside to being freezing inside because of absurdly overzealous air conditioning. I have a space heater in my office, am wearing layers, and it's still freezing. WHY? — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

RT @devonmkelly: What’re you doing Thursday night? Come see @KatTimpf & @PlanetTyrus tell some jokes and have a drink! #TimpfNTyrus https:/… — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Are you truly free if you VOLUNTARILY agreed to borrow money for something on the condition that you'll pay it back, and then you're expected to pay it back? Uh yeah. Yeah you are. — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

1. There are approximately 9043850384503 things that I've dreamed of doing that I didn't do because I couldn't afford them. 2. Attending my dream college (after I was accepted) was one of them. 3. It was the best decision I have ever made. — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

RT @AronBender: I’m allergic to cats. But @KatTimpf ain’t nothin to sneeze at! Download and listen to #TheNewsBenderPodcast to find out ho… — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

In your 20s you order food when you get home in your 30s you order food on your way home — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Honestly, I think we should be able to talk about these things more. We should be able to talk about death without worrying about sucking the air out of the room. It is, after all, one of the few things all living things have in common. — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

It’s not Mother’s Day. It’s not my mom’s birthday, or the anniversary of her death. But I find myself missing my mom especially badly today. Have no reason to say this except for that I know other people have probably felt the same way & want them to know they’re not alone. — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Glad we’re not at war with Iran. You know actual Americans would have to go fight that war right? American lives are not something to be flippant about in talking points. — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Sometimes my boyfriend tells me I’m rude and I’m just like yeah wait what were you previously unaware of this or — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

I literally say the most awkward of things almost 90 percent of the time but I *can* say I’ve never avoided the public eye only to eventually emerge to brag about having chill vibes with segregationists so — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

There are things about myself that I wish I could share but can’t because people are still too judgmental and I don’t have children but if I do I hope for so much better for them — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

I ate too much crab leave me alone — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

@nathanb314 @AronBender @greggutfeld Yes — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Entirely unsure how I’ve continued to make it through life with these social skills but like check me out here we are @CameronFriscia @GregBurmeister https://t.co/KWX8jUtRML — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

RT @GregGutfeldShow: #Gutfeld re-air with @greggutfeld, @Johnny_Joey, @Mrjimflorentine, @KatTimpf, and @PlanetTyrus starts soon on @FoxNews! — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Anyone know how to foster baby goats? (she asks, while most women her age have 2-3 human children) — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

RT @HowardKurtz: .@KatTimpf said it "seems quite stupid" for Biden to bring up his past w/ segregationist senators so media can paint him a… — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Dunno what this is but I love it — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Wound up inventing a new game at the cornhole area of @BrooklynCrab. It’s me versus everyone’s children. I am winning. In other news, where are all my friends? — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

It would be impossible for me to drown in ranch dressing I would just drink it all and survive — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

TFW you actually have a whole 20 hours off @CameronFriscia @joelcifer @PrestonM27 https://t.co/L3XXzmuMY6 — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

RT @AronBender: And on the seventh day, he rested. And listened to a podcast. The News Bender Podcast, with guest @KatTimpf. https://t.co/e… — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

RT @GregGutfeldShow: Did you miss #Gutfeld with @greggutfeld, @Johnny_Joey, @Mrjimflorentine, @KatTimpf, and @PlanetTyrus? Catch the re-air… — PolitiTweet.org