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Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
I have been told that I have a very masculine energy. Like starting in first grade when Ashley called me “the girl who wears boys’ shirts” in front of the entire class because of my flannels but in my defense I just wanted to look like I was in Nirvana — PolitiTweet.org
Tsglover @Tsglover
@KatTimpf I am so confused. Are you really a female? I am hearing words that a male would say.
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
BUT YOU LITERALLY DID — PolitiTweet.org
The Container Store @ContainerStore
@KatTimpf We would NEVER do that to you! - CM
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
Dude. I just replied to @ContainerStore twice and they are liking other reply tweets but seem to have totally ghosted me — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
Going very very well actually. He saw me type the tweet and we laughed together. Would you prefer I post pics of him twirling me in his arms on a beach accompanied with a quote from a hack romantic comedy? You see that as proof that things are going *well*?? — PolitiTweet.org
Bradley Franklin A. @007darB
@KatTimpf I'm just glad to hear everything is going so well for you in your new relationship. https://t.co/YDxFCcoKNX
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
I am now shopping for pillows as if scrunched-up Misfits sweatshirts don’t work just fine 🙄 — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
Like I get that if you leave things on the floor it gets covered in cat hair and potentially cat vomit but name one time either of those things has ever *killed* anyone — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
If ur out there right now sad that ur single know that someday you will be lucky enough to spend ur night at Bed Bath & Beyond shopping for accoutrements bc ur “On the Floor Where the Cat Can Lie On It” way of storing things will not be as acceptable to another as it was to you — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
But like do you have a better solution than the Everything In Plastic Bins method? It’s been serving me well for so long. I’m scared to branch out; change is scary and I’m scared — PolitiTweet.org
The Container Store @ContainerStore
@KatTimpf @CameronFriscia Did you at least enjoy your trip to see us? - CM
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
I mean I appreciate you giving me such immediate attention to the point where it gives me hope that we could someday date but also you’d be better off serving *at least* beer and wine — PolitiTweet.org
The Container Store @ContainerStore
@KatTimpf @CameronFriscia Did you at least enjoy your trip to see us? - CM
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
It is important to note that before I met him, I did not even *have* said dresser. Used The Plastic Bin method for all clothing — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
At this store I have never heard of, called “The Container Store,” because @CameronFriscia insists that throwing all the T-shirts and sweatshirts that won’t fit into my dresser unfolded into giant plastic bins available on Amazon Prime is not the way to go. — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
@AmberSmelson We usually just finished whatever argument we had started at dinner — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
Thank youuuuuuu EVERYBODY READ AND SHARE WE HAVE TO HELP @BetoORourke REALIZE HIS TRUE PASSION! — PolitiTweet.org
Nick Hlavacek @NickInNC
@KatTimpf @NRO That is hilarious. 10/10.
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
RT @MattWelch: “You will also need to attend Coachella.” https://t.co/f3QJaz2YbZ — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
My latest for @NRO is very important: “@BetoORourke Wants to Be an Instagram Model” https://t.co/tz7ZM7ZyDa — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
Love living in a time when I can lie in bed all day watching TV and eating Pizza Rolls and it’s not laziness it’s ✨self care✨ — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
Ridiculously excited about the beautifully absurd column that I just submitted to @NRO. May be my favorite thing I’ve ever written. Stay tuned! — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
Ridiculously exited about the patently absurd column that I just submitted to @NRO. May be my favorite thing I’ve ever written. Stay tuned! — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
HI SAM I WILL BE MESSAGING YOU SHORTLY UNLESS YOU ONLY ACCEPT SNAIL MAIL AND LIKE CARRIER PIGEONS — PolitiTweet.org
Bank of America Help @BofA_Help
@KatTimpf Hi Kat, we apologize for any inconvenience. Our social care team is here to help if you would like for us… https://t.co/ijFc7lsRNJ
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
🙋🏼♀️🙋🏼♀️🙋🏼♀️🙋🏼♀️🙋🏼♀️ — PolitiTweet.org
Kennedy @KennedyNation
Who wants to see @Kmele launch his #Kmele2020 presidential bid?? Help me out here @MattWelch!
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
RT @thatsfunny: heyNY @TheStandNYC 8pm tonight @chrisdcomedy @LaughingVlad @dulcesloan @SamJayComic 10pm @marknorm @marinayfranklin @Monroe… — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
Ughhhhh my Bank of America mobile check deposit is not working wtf am I supposed to do WALK TO THE BANK like I am f&$@&$! LAURA INGALLS WILDER?!??! — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
RT @CableNewsWatch: 👓 #KennedyFBN on now! @FoxBusiness @KennedyNation's Party Panel: @KatTimpf Shoe Queen @JessicaTarlov @guypbenson… — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
RT @KennedyNation: We need this! #Kennedy tonight w @KatTimpf @JessicaTarlov @guypbenson @AndrewCMcCarthy @Stoltmann1971 9pET/6PT only on @… — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
RT @EastTNVol: @KatTimpf on @KennedyNation https://t.co/8flXw8UJg4 — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
I didn’t agree to do @KennedyNation’s show tonight *just* because it gets me out of having to unpack boxes, but I have to admit: That part certainly doesn’t hurt. See you all at 9pm! — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
I didn’t agree to do @KennedyNation’s show tonight *just* because it gets me out of having to unpack boxes, but I have to admit: That part certainly doesn’t hurt. See you all then! — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
RT @CableNewsWatch: 🎉🍾🦄 Congratulations #Gutfeld @GregGutfeldShow The "King Of Late Night" #1 Saturday in the "ad demo" 25-54 Also 1.7M… — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
RT @TimJDillon: I love the concept of self care because if there’s one thing Americans need to be told it’s to think more about themselves.… — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
One thing I have discovered about moving in with another human after years & years of living with only a cat is fellow humans are resistant to my method of avoiding any actual unpacking by just taking what you need out of the boxes when you need them & putting them away only then — PolitiTweet.org
