Kat Timpf

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Thought I was going to be late to my dentist appointment. The good news is I was not late. The bad news is that this was because it is *next* Wednesday. — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

@jilliancyork It absolutely is, which is wrong. — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

In my latest for @NRO, I explain that it is NOT FALL and also that you are an idiot if you WANT it to be fall: https://t.co/mjrHrRvrKC — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

This weekend I had a disagreement with my boyfriend and he still has no idea that I was listening to Pencil Thin Mustache by Jimmy Buffett out of a single earbud during the entire thing — PolitiTweet.org

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The problem is, those people are often authors, professors, or people who have no friends and plenty of time to look at a picture of you dressed as a pilgrim when you were 5 and ruin your career over it — PolitiTweet.org

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The fact that critics overwhelmingly hated Chapelle’s special but the audience score was so high is evidence that perhaps it is only a small percentage of the population that actually cares about what the supposed “professionals” on the issue think is offensive — PolitiTweet.org

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The crazy thing about war is that the people who have the power to declare it will never have to make the sacrifice of dying for it. I understand that that’s how our system does, and must, work. However, I do wish that the former would think more about the lives of the latter. — PolitiTweet.org

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... despite my respect for John Bolton and my liking him very much as a person, I could not be more relieved that he is no longer having an influence on US policy. This cycle of endlessly using war to solve problems, which creates new problems, which leads to more war, must stop. — PolitiTweet.org

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... I could not be more relieved that he is no longer having an influence on US policy. This cycle of endlessly using war to solve problems, which creates new problems, which leads to more war, needs to stop. — PolitiTweet.org

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All of my interactions with John Bolton have been so positive. He is funny, genuinely kind, and manages to maintain the most well-groomed white mustache in America. I can’t even maintain wearing a white *shirt* for longer than 7 minutes. However... — PolitiTweet.org

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“I’m an emo kid, nonconforming as can be; you’d be nonconforming, too if you looked just like me.” (This tweet is for maybe 7 of my followers. No one else will get it. If you’re one of the 7, I’m counting on you for a kidney when I need it.) — PolitiTweet.org

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@TheReal_GDavis @UncleChaps Would vote for McCartney for President. I do not mean someday; I mean now #WhatInTheFuckinHeck — PolitiTweet.org

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@bkerogers @SethAMandel LOVE YOU — PolitiTweet.org

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If it isn’t clear this is a tweet about finally coming out of the abyss of clinical depression — PolitiTweet.org

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So glad I have started spending my evenings performing standup comedy again instead of at home playing games on my phone — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

This is a tweet about coming out of depression — PolitiTweet.org

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I am so glad that I have started spending my evenings doing standup instead of playing games on my phone — PolitiTweet.org

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I SUPPORT U — PolitiTweet.org

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Never got into Iggy Pop/The Stooges BUT I’d actually challenge you to find a bigger fan than I who is not a manager at Hot Topic — PolitiTweet.org

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Also MAD LOVE to Temptations, Supremes, Stevie Wonder, Otis Redding, Aretha Franklin LOVE LOVE LOVE — PolitiTweet.org

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Also grew up listening to The Ramones with my mom and they will always be a favorite — PolitiTweet.org

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Also how could I forget one of my FAVORITE albums of all time: Back To Black - Amy THE QUEEN Winehouse — PolitiTweet.org

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Other artists I love that I have on constant rotation that I don’t have a particular favorite album of are Dandy Warhols, Eminem, Misfits (of course!), Allah-Las, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Black Lips... — PolitiTweet.org

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Old - Danny Brown Atrocity Exhibition - Danny Brown (hi @xdannyxbrownx!) — PolitiTweet.org

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Very Necessary - Salt N Pepa Thank God For Mental Illness - The Brian Jonestown Massacre Rubber Soul - The Beatles The Clash - The Clash Brothers - The Black Keys Automatic - The Jesus And Mary Chain Abbey Road - The Beatles — PolitiTweet.org

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Literally too many to list but I’ll do it until I reach my destination. In no particular order: Pearl - Janis Joplin Enema of the State - blink-182 Mommy’s Little Monster - Social Distortion Strung Out In Heaven - Brian Jonestown Massacre And... — PolitiTweet.org

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I have consistently hated all new music for the longest time. I also listen to almost exclusively punk and psychedelic rock. Yet, I cannot stop listening to @lizzo. I pride myself on not listening to what everyone is listening to, but everyone SHOULD be listening to this bc damn. — PolitiTweet.org

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JUST NOW: Took a dramatic recreation of my LiveJournal userpic from 2004. 11PM: Doing a set at @TheStandNYC https://t.co/yMhlxZc9uh — PolitiTweet.org

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@bkerogers @SethAMandel So proud of you Mami!! Also can we hang out tmw — PolitiTweet.org

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@JedediahBila AGREE. — PolitiTweet.org