Kat Timpf

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

I could see down the street. There was nothing stopping him from driving the extra block. Plenty of cars were doing it. I wouldn’t have even minded walking a block. I’m perfectly capable of that (not to brag) I was just confused. — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

He, for some reason that he will not explain, would not pick me up at the location *mutually agreed upon* when I ordered the ride and he accepted it, with no explanation. Then, he suddenly cancels my ride and I am charged a fee. — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

I ordered a @lyft to pick me up on 6th Ave between 47th and 48th. He calls me, telling me to come to 46th. I can see that there is no obstruction or even a red light preventing him from driving the single block up. I inquire as to why. He just repeats for me to walk to him. — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Listen the truth is I just want to ban flavored nicotine and send anyone who sells them on the black market to prison for life because that is what being a small-government, regulations-busting conservative is all about! — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Imagine if this happens and I go to prison for “nicotine trafficking.” Lmaoooo this is where the “land of the free” is going. — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

People are like Kat if Trump bans mango pods are you going to turn to the black market am like bitch I am going to BE the black market — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

DON’T TREAD ON VAPE 🇺🇸 — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

“Give me mango Juul pods or give me death” - Patrick Henry — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

If you ban my mango pods I am going to move to another country and document my journey in a film called “Vape Life 4 Lyfe: The Road To Freedom” and become richer than you because of its inevitable popularity @realDonaldTrump — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Hi my name is @BetoORourke and I am going to take certain guns away from their law-abiding, responsible owners. After all, the mere ownership of a certain type of gun inherently means you’ll probably use it for mass murder, but thankfully I’m here to save the day! — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

RT @SassyNConserv: @KatTimpf is the only sane person when it comes to pumpkin spice!!!! 🎃🎃🎃 https://t.co/Dj7ba3BDs4 Via- @NRO — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

I’ll be sure to! But, just warning you, I highly doubt I’ll be able to let you know as often as @SenGillibrand let us all know. I might need to save some time to talk about other things, too. Like policy? — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Hi, Communications Director for @SenGillibrand! Happy to explain. It’s actually this thing called a “joke.” — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

RT @MattWelch: "Nobody should be in jail for a non-violent crime," is a helluva thing for someone with Joe Biden's track record to say. — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Any moment now, @SenGillibrand is going to swing down on a flying trapeze in a pink pantsuit shouting “I’M A MOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!” — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

I know this debate is a real thrill and a half but you should turn it off and watch me on @KennedyNation at 9pm! — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Real shame that Marianne is not on the stage to explain to us that we could spend ZERO dollars on healthcare if we just started using the FREE resource of the POWER OF OUR MINDS — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Here, I explain why a BABY — an actual, infant baby — is easily the best choice for President. #Baby2020 #WombToTheWhiteHouse #Gutfeld https://t.co/eZU9oNIBXX — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

@CalebEatsBacon I WANT TO MARRY HIM — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

@russ_jokes I AM SO HAPPY — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

I LOVE HIM LIKE I HAVE NEVER LOVED BEFORE OMG OMG 😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/w33jR1wFFC — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!! I have been OBSESSED with penguins since I was like 9 (like seriously, my AIM screen name was “LiLPeNgUiN281”) & today I got to MEET ONE! DONT EVER LET ANYONE TELL YOU DREAMS CAN’T COME TRUE!! https://t.co/RThTvjhTp1 — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

@Firstladyoflove @JenKirkman @drdrew @drewafterdark Omg I am her biggest fan — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

RT @LPNational: What do Libertarians think of @realDonaldTrump’s vaping regulation? Check out our latest blog with tweets from: @jakedpor… — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

I will be on Fox Business with @TeamCavuto from 1-2pm! — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

@NanHayworth Love you! Thanks so much for sharing!! — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

RT @NanHayworth: Love you @kattimpf! Summer People pretty clearly in the minority in the Northeast but that doesn't mean we're wrong! It Is… — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Wrote this a year ago today 😿 @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/KxS2ZUd0rg — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

RT @NRO: A Man Is Serving Life in Prison for a First-Time Drug Offense. That’s Wrong. https://t.co/r8bgn36Jzd via @KatTimpf https://t.co/wQ… — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

If you are a journalist, and take your responsibility to inform the public seriously, just know that no one is going listen to anything you say once it’s become obvious to them that your motivation is attention (via fearmongering) and not intellectual honesty in your reporting — PolitiTweet.org