Kat Timpf

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Staying late at work to film a sketch that involves the last presidential debate, beers, a cigarette & a character named “Dr. Fun.” Just another day at the office #SincerelyKat — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

@jasoninthehouse @MariaBartiromo I agree! Congrats, Maria! — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

I’ve never looked better! — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

I’ll be on Fox News at 4:45pm! — PolitiTweet.org

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Don't tempt me; I have one of those kitty backpacks! — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

SEE ONE OF US @TheStandNYC TONIGHT 💁🏼‍♀️😼 https://t.co/FgmB5Vy7wq — PolitiTweet.org

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Unfortunately, this is exactly right — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

This is great news! Don’t like the rules at all, anyway, but at least most absurd provision was nixed! — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

RT @senatorshoshana: hey guys pls do not send @KatTimpf 2 jail ty https://t.co/tnFaiCxO9z — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

@ceneblock @Detroit_Lifee Don’t have to insult me to get a response. Hi! — PolitiTweet.org

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@dgoldwas Is this real? Where did you find it? — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Anyway, I think the best course for our culture would be to collectively neglect our jobs and other responsibilities so we can have more time to dig up reasons why strangers should be publicly fired. No need to know them. It is the only way to move forward and prosper. — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

I actually don’t mean this in a snarky way. Not even in the slightest. I am coming to you, imperfect human to imperfect human, and asking the question because I’m genuinely curious and willing to listen. — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

I understand that we were all, absolutely, idiots in college. But, honest question: Would you show forgiveness to another for similar transgressions? What if that person worked for an organization politically opposite of you, and/or espoused opposite political beliefs? — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

@bendreyfuss When you are inevitably canceled, I will be there for you. Privately. — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Should I eat Pizza Rolls right now? This poll will last 5 minutes, so vote quickly. Background: I am hungry, but could also easily just fall asleep. I am also stone-cold sober, so I don’t have the excuse of intoxication to justify it. Can’t decide. You do it. — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Should I eat Pizza Rolls right now? This poll will last 3 minutes, so vote quickly. Background: I am hungry, but could also easily just fall asleep. I am also stone-cold sober, so I don’t have the excuse of intoxication to justify it. Can’t decide. You do it. — PolitiTweet.org

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Sounds like a personal problem, however, I will do you a favor and suggest that you use the extra time to work on your spelling. — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

I’m actually nowhere close to single, however, I also do not think that should bear any relevance — to ANYTHING. Not to something big, such as my worth, nor to something as small as my mood. If your relationship status defines you, you’re doing it wrong. — PolitiTweet.org

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This is absolutely correct. It is 1885; no one sees any reason to talk to me except to get me pregnant. Thanks for the reminder “Mr. Candy,” although, due to your unparalleled intelligence, insight and relevance, I’m shocked your prefix isn’t “Dr.” — PolitiTweet.org

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Some personal news — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

You’re right. We don’t *need* to legalize heroin — unless we want fewer addicts to die. But I’m not going to spend my evening explaining harm reduction and the consistent failure of prohibition to you; you have Google for that. — PolitiTweet.org

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Source? — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

... I’d like to live life on my own terms. After all, when I do die, no one has to go through that but me. Shouldn’t I get to live accordingly? We, as a country, used to believe that. I still do. — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

That’s what life is supposed to be about — ESPECIALLY in America. Somehow, no one in either major party seems to remember that. The only thing I know for sure is that I *will* die, and that it could happen at any time for a whole host of reasons. Given that... — PolitiTweet.org

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... and that I am not going to spend it whipped up into a frenzy over random condemnations from a government that is largely controlled by lobbyists. I’m going to do my own research, make my own choices, and take my own risks. — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Truth is, when it comes to these things, none of us can ever be sure. My mom’s mom didn’t worry about diet or exercise and died 3 months *after* my mom did — at age 90. What I *do* know, however, is that I have 1 life to live... — PolitiTweet.org

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I hope the same. I also hope I don’t get it from, say, bacon. I *also* hope I don’t end up getting 2 rare diseases within the span of 5 years & dying from the 2nd (cardiac amyloidosis) at age 57 despite an almost immaculately healthy lifestyle like my mom did. But I don’t know... — PolitiTweet.org

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May not be a lawyer, however, I *do* stay informed enough to know that there are in fact no laws when you’re drinking Claws #ConstitutionDay — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

If @NYGovCuomo were *actually* concerned about vaping illnesses/deaths, he would legalize marijuana in NY, seeing as these illnesses/deaths are coming from black-market THC vapes. But he's not actually concerned. He's nothing more than a puppet controlled by baseless moral panic. — PolitiTweet.org