Kat Timpf

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Hi it is NYC we are all having to dodge piles of vomit on the street quite often can you help @BilldeBlasio — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

RT @davemendoza: Hilarious https://t.co/3hIZBA3Ig6 — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

I do not condone physical violence but if you ever have to witness a college senior’s Instagram caption making references to “omg how did I get so old” I do think it’s understandable to at least think about it in your mind — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

It’s now!!!!! — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

@LisaDeP No way — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Bro: This chick is so emotional; I didn’t text her back after making her think I really liked her and she got upset like what totally went nuts dude bro bro dude Same Bro: MY FOOTBALL TEAM THAT I LIKE LOST I AM SCREAMING IN PUBLIC DONT TALK TO ME — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Happy birthday to a true gem, @sabrinasabbagh. Here’s to many more years of getting each other both into and out of trouble 😘🥳 https://t.co/GkoFqT3ceb — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

RT @foxnewsradio: Have you heard this week’s #TyrusNTimpf with @PlanetTyrus and @KatTimpf. Kat does not agree with keying cars but she give… — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

RT @Corrie137: "Twitter is like the devil dressed up as a little blue bird" -@KatTimpf this is genius 😂 — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

I have a *very* old phone & everyone in my life is constantly pressuring me to update and it’s like why??? So I can console myself when I inevitably get canceled over something that I said on this website with the fact that at least I ruined my life using the newest technology ? — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

I have a very old phone and everyone keeps pressuring me to get a new one and it’s like why so I can ruin my life over something I’ll say on social media using a newer model — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Hi I am at West Point #GoArmy — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

RT @GregGutfeldShow: Good morning #Gutfeld fans! TONIGHT @greggutfeld welcomes back @DanaPerino, @MBCompanyMan, @KatTimpf, and @PlanetTyrus… — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Greg, we all assumed that you have been; you don’t need to announce it; it’s unbecoming — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Feels like you’re talking a lot of shit for someone who just proved he did the same thing — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

My friend Jerry told me to post the picture we took when he dropped me off and tell you to “fuck off” (his words not mine) https://t.co/3dpJ4TvqF9 — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

This is a stereotype. My brother has a life-threatening peanut allergy and was mad popular and most of the guests at my own high school graduation party were his friends but to be fair I was an epic-level loser and had only 2 of my own guests — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Not all of them personally, just the bassist who is driving me — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

I see you’re new here — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Can’t even tell you how hilarious it is to read this when my friend Jerry Only is the one dropping me off. — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

In my view it is much weirder to approach life like we’re not all gonna do it — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Boyfriend invited me to meet some of his friends for the first time for what I’m quite sure is a fancy dinner. I am wearing a Misfits sweatshirt & leggings covered in cat hair. Because that’s what I wore to work. Because we’re all dying and we may as well be comfortable doing it. — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

“Sure, being able to order pierogi at 3 a.m. on a Wednesday and eat it in your pajamas while watching reruns of Forensic Files might be one of the only, like, four reasons left to live in this stinking, godforsaken, tax-grabbing hellhole, but let’s just do away with it, anyway” — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

RT @foxnewsradio: NEW #TyrusNTimpf with @PlanetTyrus and @KatTimpf. Listen now: https://t.co/hXBNKY4fsB — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

I’ll be on Fox News at 4:50pm with my buddy @TheGunzShow 🥳 — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

@BarstoolPAT OMGGGGG — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

First, New York came after my Juul. Now, it’s coming after my food delivery, and I am starting to feel personally attacked. Read my latest @NRO here: — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

RT @DanRMonty: "We already have a system in place to determine which businesses should survive: It’s called “capitalism.” It’s called “supp… — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Hi everyone my friend @xdannyxbrownx’s new album is finally out today and it 1000 percent slaps! So proud of you Danny, everyone check it out!!! 🥳 — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

My latest — PolitiTweet.org