Kat Timpf

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

The concept of “getting ready for bed” is so absurd. Like, as if life isn’t demanding enough, the time when you finally get to be unconscious also requires preparation. — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

@dperezaudio Text me and walk me through your week please lmao — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

My friends from high school: *Has 3rd baby* Me: https://t.co/D9YSyspTJI — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

@ceneblock I AM STOKED — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Your costume < My Misfits Halloween sweatshirt #138 https://t.co/a94XEjogBU — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

RT @jimmyfailla: This was the most fun I’ve ever had without posting bail in the morning. Shout out to the belle of the ball, Kat Timpf. ht… — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

RT @k_yoder: #HappyHalloween! Find out why @NRO's @KatTimpf isn't so happy about ONE trick-or-treating law here: https://t.co/AM6rm587N4… — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

So, let me get this straight. @stengel believes that Trump spews hate speech -- so he wants the government, LED by Trump & full of his supporters, to be able to legislate what speech is and is not acceptable? How does this make sense? — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

"Maybe it’s just me, but if I thought that the leader of my government was, you know, literally Hitler or whatever, the last thing that I’d want would be to give that person and their supporters control over my speech." — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

"This makes no sense. After all, when he calls for laws to ban “hate speech,” he is, inherently, giving the government the power to decide what would and would not qualify — the exact same government that is led by Donald Trump, & that is full of people who support him." — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Fox News at 4:50pm! — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

A special Halloween episode of #SincerelyKat featuring my buddy @jimmyfailla is out NOW! Check it out on @foxnation! https://t.co/sdcHVuMJM3 — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Telling jokes tonight at @StandUpNY! 8pm show, my set’s at 9. Come out! — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Tonight @CarolinesonBway I’ll be getting an astrological reading while my buddy @drdrew is on stage with me. Do not miss this, tickets here: https://t.co/6luXKDj8rc — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

@SupersonicArt I am guessing you know very little about my beliefs. — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

@B_Matthews001 Nothing that I am aware of. — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

I mean, it’s true that I’m a terrible, pathetic person. From now on, I will strive to improve by spending my time baselessly attacking women I have never met from behind a screen. — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

@LisaMarieBoothe @CNN @Acosta @nytimes Still not over it 😿 — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

RT @drdrew: Come see me at Carolines tonight! I will be with my good friend @KatTimpf at a Halloween spectacular at @CarolinesonBway! BOO!… — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

@Johnny_Joey @nytimes @Acosta I do what I can — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

BREAKING: I just spoke with a WH official. He said that there was actually NO meeting of the same dog making the same face on @realDonaldTrump’s schedule. (CC: @PulitzerPrizes) https://t.co/ocfryNeKyq — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Saw this on the Internet. Don’t know how to know if it’s real or not without @nytimes & @Acosta. https://t.co/lS6rHZ8iYF — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

I was a huge Trump supporter. I wouldn’t even shower without my MAGA hat on, because it felt too disloyal. However, thanks to the dogged reporting of @CNN, @Acosta, @nytimes, etc., I now realize that he posted a photoshopped image of him & a dog. I now support @ewarren. — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

I dated Justin Verlander in 2012. @CNN @Acosta @nytimes https://t.co/i1iKyHsKfM — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Refuse to believe this. Need more people to investigate. Seemed quite clear to me that the president held a secret ceremony where he placed a paw-printed medal on a dog who for some reason was in the exact same position that he was in previously circulated photos! — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Yes. Especially you. A *dumb* person might have thought my tweet was satire. But not you!!! You knew I was being serious!!! — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

I have voted libertarian my entire life, but then I saw that Donald Trump had an official ceremony for the dog that killed the ISIS guy. He gave him a medal and everything! I saw a PHOTO on the INTERNET! From now on, I refuse to even speak to anyone who is not wearing a MAGA hat. — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Thank you for your work! Also, I may have a tip for you. Kat Timpf posted this photo in 2012. Can you use your journalism expertise to figure out if she really dated Justin Verlander or not? Can’t tell from the photo! https://t.co/YFh1SFXpgn — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Thank you for your work! Also, I may have a tip for you. Kat Timpf posted this photo in 2012. Can you use your journalism savvy to figure out if she really dated Justin Verlander or not? https://t.co/WjaIhidLWh — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Thank you!! Ugh, I just wish I had the Rolodex and talent to have drawn this conclusion for myself! — PolitiTweet.org