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Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
RT @foxnewsradio: On the latest #TyrusNTimpf, @KatTimpf & @PlanetTyrus take a look back at some of the MANY funny, absurd & downright pecul… — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
RT @GregGutfeldShow: Tonight on an all new #Gutfeld: @terryschappert, @Mrjimflorentine, @KatTimpf and @PlanetTyrus. It's all happening at 1… — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
We need a Constitutional amendment that limits voting rights to only those who do not routinely lackadaisically pee all over public toilet seats. — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
Concerns about the possibility of entering yet another endless, expensive, deadly war are not the same as being on the side of a terrorist. Soleimani was an evil monster; war with Iran would be disastrous, and it’s intellectually dishonest to argue that you can’t believe both. — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
RT @foxnewsradio: NEW #TyrusNTimpf podcast with @PlanetTyrus & @KatTimpf. Listen now on @ApplePodcasts or click the link below! Don't forge… — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
Fox Business 1:10pm! — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
RT @JohnStossel: Ridiculous. The Trump Administration just banned almost all flavored vape pods. These products SAVE LIVES - now @realdonal… — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
RT @KFreehams: This was so fun!! I love how tiny and mean we are. ❤️ https://t.co/So77izhzKN — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
New #SincerelyKat is out NOW featuring @KFreehams! It’s good and kinda mean. Watch now on @foxnation! https://t.co/ZutRsPFWdR — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
Happy New Year’s Eve to all of my ladies if you are going out to the club tonight don’t forget to bring your own toilet paper 🥳 — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
@TheGunzShow Not even ready for that yet lol — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
Hilarious how many people commenting on this think I have a husband and a baby named Liam that I’ve been hiding this whole time. Great job. — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
This decade was sad at first. I was alone. Lost! But then I met my wonderful hubby 😘, and well, the rest is history! Lol. So happy to just be home with him and our little peanut, Liam! At the beginning of the decade I’d have been partying! So crazy how things change lol — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
This decade was sad at first. I didn’t get married or have a baby. But then I did! Now I’m with my baby lol! Just staying in! Not like my 20s when I went to party. Haha! How crazy lol 😂 Happy New Years! — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
@JaniceDean Love you so much mama 🥰😘 — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
Doing standup in a couple of hours if interested tickets here: https://t.co/1K1xRzvqvU — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
@mizpiggy111 I felt this in my soul. I go out pretty much only to do standup. — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
@Sophiejulia You’ll change your mind — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
@yashar Wrong sometimes hearing “girl boss” is nice like if I am feeling sick and need something to help me vomit so I can feel better — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
Gain 100 lbs and buy a Harley — PolitiTweet.org
Madison Gesiotto @madisongesiotto
What are your resolutions for 2020?!
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
Got a mole removed between my eyes it grew back then accepted the mole as my destiny noticed it had its own Twitter account (@KatTimpfsMole) went to Europe got the flu there I mean come on who cares about any of this or about any person goodnight — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
Listened to “Let It Be” in a hospital room at Brigham Women’s on repeat for days while I was watching my mom die danced around to blink-182 for the first time in concert because I wasn’t allowed to see them live in middle school and laughed and laughed from joy — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
Because it was my second Violent Femmes show, and my first one had been with my mom who is now dead. I was 15 and she didn’t want me to go alone, but once there, we lost each other. I found her when I felt a kick to my face — she was crowdsurfing. One of my favorite memories — PolitiTweet.org
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@KatTimpf How did you manage to cry at a violent femmes show?
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
Dated lots of people at once dated one person at once moved in moved out moved on figured out the difference between guacamole and wasabi the hard way traveled alone on Greyhound buses to do comedy and first class on airplanes to give speeches picked my nose — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
Cried at a Violent Femmes concert cried at a Brian Jonestown Massacre concert cried at a Deathcab for Cutie concert stopped crying as much as I used to cry when all that happened started wearing glasses bc I couldn’t do eyeliner and needed an accessory still can’t do eyeliner — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
Had water dumped on me before a speech got a show lost a show started ordering Postmates from the same place where I used to work for minimum wage once the decade began got my first manicure broke my hip (stress fracture) while I also had mice and fly infestations — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
Worked at Barstool, Fox, a diner in California and once did a whole shift there crying because my college boyfriend broke up with me on the way later became close friends with the college boyfriend and the thought of him romantically now makes me physically ill cuz he’s my bro — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
Ummmmm I had a staph infection on my left ear cartilage almost lost my ear kept my ear bought shoes from Payless bought my first pair of shoes from somewhere other than Payless got dumped on the beach in front of my dad by the guy I thought I was gonna marry — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
Also in the 2010s... I got a job as a traffic reporter got laid off moved countless times throughout 5 different states got a cat didn’t have an address got scabies got bedbugs got a National Review magazine piece — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
See a lot of people doing their decade wrap-ups but it’s like how do you choose what stuff to say? For me it would be like OK dead mom started standup quit standup started standup again got cheap hair extensions better ones then nice ones got on TV learned what “charcuterie” was — PolitiTweet.org
