Kat Timpf

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

RT @GregGutfeldShow: TOMORROW NIGHT! @greggutfeld welcomes @CharlesHurt, @benshapiro, @KatTimpf and @PlanetTyrus. 10pm ET on @FoxNews. Don… — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

I need Spanish-speaking friends. I was fluent in my early 20s cuz I was working in kitchens and practiced, because I had to, daily — and no matter how much I practice I can’t get that comfort level back. — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Cam opened my latest Amazon package and https://t.co/ODv4WISnRw — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

@MikeBow25887132 @LawrenceBJones3 @foxnation @FoxNews He's the best. Brilliant obviously, but also manages to be fun. — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

@8DienteLoco8 @LawrenceBJones3 @foxnation Thanks! It’s @CameronFriscia’s 😂 — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Here are a few lil tidbits from today’s new (also absurd, hilarious and FUN) episode of #SincerelyKat with my buddy @LawrenceBJones3. Watch the whole thing now on @foxnation! https://t.co/I1Vlyx5osn — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

There’s a gate up between the bedroom the rest of the apartment to keep Carl from eating Cheens’ food. I was in here & Carl was at the gate crying for attention, & Cheens came up & started rubbing himself all over me & purring while staring straight at Carl. Cats are awesome. — PolitiTweet.org

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AND YOU CAN EAT THEM ONLY IN 90-DEGREE WEATHER IN AN OUTSIDE AREA THAT REEKS OF TRASH OR YOUR $1,300-PER-SQUARE-FOOT MINI APARTMENT! 🍎🗽 — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Lol sorry I always forget that you’re all normies and that that’s where that word comes from have fun cross stitching and re watching Friends on HBO Max — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

I just ordered McDonald’s and am doing a 10-minute ab video (and maybe at least half of a butt video) before it gets here, and I was on Duolingo for maybe 40 minutes earlier so I don’t know what else anyone else could possibly expect from me. — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Look — I know almost all of us have been dealing with logistical boredom, but have any of you also been dealing with existential boredom before all of this (like since age 3)? And it’s hard? — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

Broke: Wanting to retire. Woke: Wanting your boyfriend to retire so he’s always available to give you attention. — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

RT @justinamash: The United States doesn’t have a functioning legislative body. A few congressional leaders decide almost everything substa… — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

I sure complain about my puppy becoming a nightmare when he doesn’t get attention for being a 31-year-old woman who does the exact same thing — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

@NancyRomm @ThinSkinFatDude OMG COME OVER TONIGHT LET'S DO THIS I AM SERIOUS. — PolitiTweet.org

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@NancyRomm @ThinSkinFatDude "I used to leave the office and go to Starbucks for a vanilla latte, or just take a walk around the block. Now, if I want coffee I have to walk by my son into the kitchen, so there is no break between work and being a mom.” — PolitiTweet.org

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@NancyRomm Dude I am CACKLING — PolitiTweet.org

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Thank you for gracing me with this @NancyRomm. I am laughing in “my” one and only home, quotations around “my” because I rent it and technically own zero homes. — PolitiTweet.org

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Lmaoooooooooo https://t.co/DvBJJmI4Ys — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

@NancyRomm Lmaoooo — PolitiTweet.org

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@ajwimsatt Thank you! — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

RT @ajwimsatt: Here is @kattimpf talking with Charles Payne on FNC about Google extending their remote work plan to 2021 and related issues… — PolitiTweet.org

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B? They’re actually not that big — PolitiTweet.org

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I’ll be on Fox News in about 20 minutes! — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

@drdrew I’m serious. I think anyone involved in drug legislation should be required to watch it. — PolitiTweet.org

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(I’m on my third watch of the series.) — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

If you haven’t heard the episode of @MidnightGospel with my friend @drdrew stop what you’re doing and watch. — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

RT @foxnewsradio: "That's why the library no longer smells like mahogany and knowledge, it now spells like despair and pee." That's @Plane… — PolitiTweet.org

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@GregBurmeister Dm me — PolitiTweet.org

Kat Timpf @KatTimpf

RT @jtrain56: Emergency Charcuturie Chat!! Kristin Cavallari!! #BoardLord https://t.co/zahXORZIOT — PolitiTweet.org