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Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
Shocked. This is the worst time a Star Wars fan has ever been mean to me. — PolitiTweet.org
Jubee-Senior-Esq @NotBryantEng
@KatTimpf Yes, ignorantly drawing false equivalencies between both sides will heal the divide! Fuck off lol
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
Weird. This is the first time a Star Wars fan has ever told me to “fuck off” — PolitiTweet.org
Jubee-Senior-Esq @NotBryantEng
@KatTimpf Yes, ignorantly drawing false equivalencies between both sides will heal the divide! Fuck off lol
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
@lyrical_fork Not much sleep today! Had a 16 hour workday. Home now finally, will be working on a column until it’s done or I pass out. Thankful to be working doing what I love. — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
Imagine being a man with his fave sports team in his bio — an impassioned, ride-or-die shoutout to a group of men who doesn’t know he exists — and then elsewhere your life daring to say that it’s *women* who care too much about inconsequential shit — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
RT @ajwimsatt: Here’s a @wethefifth flashback from Episode 33 where @KatTimpf talks about the time she got a public drinking ticket from a… — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
Follow him tho — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
Me: People post too many pics of their kids Also me: Follow my cat on Instagram! — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
I have so much to say that I can’t say. Stay tuned for my death bed content! — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
RT @JKollege: @KatTimpf @KennedyNation @KatTimpf See you tomorrow night! #KatOnKennedy https://t.co/Xkx0EDCqTC — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
https://t.co/TsnD9bXmW9 — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
Thank you @kennedynation for letting me host your show tonight, and thanks to everyone who watched. I’ll be back in this seat tomorrow night too — tune in 🙄 https://t.co/f5sFwYblcv — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
Sacrifice-to-the-bottom-line wise, that is the same as the average American donating a piece of gum — PolitiTweet.org
Jeremy Berke @jfberke
Jeff Bezos announces Amazon is donating $690,000 to help the country recover from the devastating brushfires https://t.co/evUiLmWk5M
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
I have more work to do tonight, and I have to get up early for work tomorrow morning. Should I: 1) Be responsible and do it. 2. Follow my heart, put it off, and use my time to instead look for an available #Peterbald kitten in NYC? https://t.co/BK9wtfS2pN — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
I just want to be rich and influential enough to have my cat and his liter box in my office without anyone asking any questions — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
Woody has been talking for a long time but in his defense the Toy Story franchise seems to have been a hit — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
I hate when people say that love is the answer. Like, not always! I have been struggling for years to be interested in football and yet the only thing that could make it happen is my unbridled hatred for the Patriots. — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
Hey everyone. I’m kind of busy. If any of you want to take care of helping him acclimate to social norms I’d appreciate it! #BeingAWomanOnTheInternet — PolitiTweet.org
.ℌ𝔦𝔤𝔥 𝔓𝔩𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔰 𝔇𝔯𝔦𝔣𝔱𝔢𝔯. @xXRiseAboveXx
@KatTimpf Birth multiple children to keep you distracted, Kat. Here, see below - the milk of life at work... https://t.co/n3cv5vSIcq
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
I don’t dream of being younger. I was dumb, poor and into MGMT — PolitiTweet.org
Nightgammer @Nitegammer_
@KatTimpf When you are young you dream of being older and when you older you dream of being younger
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
I thought for the longest time that I was like the ill and sickly child, like Beth from “Little Women,” based on my complexion compared to my sister’s. Then, she showed me this thing called “bronzer”? Like, she just put some on me and I’m lookin pretty immortal tbh — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
Lot of passionate J.K. takes. Too passionate. Listen: If you are in your 30s and taking quizzes about which Harry Potter “house” you are in and sharing them on Instagram, please know that, despite your best efforts, that’s actually NOT a replacement for developing a personality — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
Watching the debate hearings was strange. So much time was spent on them. Presumably, this was so that many different individuals could offer their individual opinions on the issue. I heard only 2 opinions the entire time. Either it is a binary issue, or partisanship rules all — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
RT @PlanetTyrus: Hey #TyrusNTimpf podcast fans @KatTimpf and @PlanetTyrus need you to vote on our finalist for mvp of our all star team who… — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
But to be fair I am now far less itchy — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
2010s have been wild for me. At the start, I was living in the slums in Long Beach, CA — an environment so disgusting I once got fleas & scabies in the same week. Now, I’m complaining about the cold outside while in my Canada Goose jacket. In other words? I was better before. — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
HOLY HELL HE IS NOT JOKING https://t.co/JdKHj2HopJ — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
“I only have twins. They would obviously be too small for one.” — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
Dude @DadTimpf is the ultimate troll — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
So, @CameronFriscia is coming home with me for Christmas. @DadTimpf just informed me that he has set up the guest room “for us” — which, apparently, included him setting up “bunk beds” 😂😂😂 https://t.co/swNd855T83 — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
Stop sharing pics of the penis fish there is enough human penis on the internet already — PolitiTweet.org
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
Do u ever see a pic of yourself & you’re like lmao no one who sees this would ever know that she once had to move in with a Colombian family bc she had nowhere to live and she was half dating their son who she met bc she worked at California Pizza Kitchen? https://t.co/24AL44h2HF — PolitiTweet.org
