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Max Lucado @MaxLucado
That's all the puns! At least all the puns that won't offend anybody. (Btw, the antigravity book is an uplifting read, but over my head.) — PolitiTweet.org
Max Lucado @MaxLucado
I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime. — PolitiTweet.org
Max Lucado @MaxLucado
Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I never met herbivore. — PolitiTweet.org
Max Lucado @MaxLucado
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a typo. — PolitiTweet.org
Max Lucado @MaxLucado
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me! When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. — PolitiTweet.org
Max Lucado @MaxLucado
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. — PolitiTweet.org
Max Lucado @MaxLucado
Can you tell that @DenalynLucado and I are on vacation? This is a pun time. We are reading a book about antigravity. We can't put it down. — PolitiTweet.org
Max Lucado @MaxLucado
What does the clock do when it's hungry? It goes back 4 seconds. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. — PolitiTweet.org
Max Lucado @MaxLucado
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. Broken pencils are pointless. I tried to catch some fog. I mist. — PolitiTweet.org
Max Lucado @MaxLucado
Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz. I didn't like my beard it first. Then it grew on me. — PolitiTweet.org
Max Lucado @MaxLucado
A great, big birthday to the one and only @JennaLucadoBish - nothing but love from here!!! — PolitiTweet.org
Max Lucado @MaxLucado
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus — PolitiTweet.org
Max Lucado @MaxLucado
Are you carrying a load of guilt? Calvary is the compost pile for guilt…why don't you leave yours there? http://t.co/DaFFbCbEHt — PolitiTweet.org
Max Lucado @MaxLucado
31 yrs ago, @DenalynLucado n I took this picture 4 a Brazilian Visa application.She, the beaut. I, the brute http://t.co/d8hCVeuyWK — PolitiTweet.org
Max Lucado @MaxLucado
http://t.co/i79itIxeBN-'How Should Same-Sex Marriage Change the Church’s Witness?' http://t.co/Q9qAVvaJWG via @drmoore — PolitiTweet.org
Max Lucado @MaxLucado
Need your hope restored? Like David said, look unto the hills…look unto the One who made you and He will give you help. ~Max — PolitiTweet.org
Max Lucado @MaxLucado
Jesus has given us the greatest gift--Himself. "I am with you always to the very end of the age." Matt 28:20. #TravelingLight — PolitiTweet.org
Max Lucado @MaxLucado
RT @MostSecretFacts: Think you are having a bad day? In 1976 Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800. Now it's worth $58,065,210,… — PolitiTweet.org
Max Lucado @MaxLucado
God majors in restoring hope to the soul. http://t.co/DT57giuRUP #TravelingLight — PolitiTweet.org
Max Lucado @MaxLucado
RT @RickAtchley: Guy just walks across the Grand Canyon on a cable while praising Jesus. I'm praising Jesus that he's never asked me to do … — PolitiTweet.org
Max Lucado @MaxLucado
Joining my prayers with those of millions on behalf of Nelson #Mandela . May God grant peace and healing. — PolitiTweet.org
Max Lucado @MaxLucado
The Lord is my helper, I will not be afraid; what can man do to me? (Heb. 13:6) — PolitiTweet.org
Max Lucado @MaxLucado
Michael Boggs is leading a powerful time of worship @oakhillschurch - join in online - b encouraged http://t.co/Rjm27JhWkr — PolitiTweet.org
Max Lucado @MaxLucado
We don't see the distance of our journey; but God promises a lamp for our feet; grace to help when needed; & his presence till the end.~Max — PolitiTweet.org
Max Lucado @MaxLucado
Leave tomorrow's problems until tomorrow! http://t.co/yPpoMEvWG5 — PolitiTweet.org
Max Lucado @MaxLucado
Proud papa! Daughter Jenna named uplifting person of the day on http://t.co/9CPUWrRqg9. Way to go, Jenna! — PolitiTweet.org
Max Lucado @MaxLucado
God's help is timely! God will do the right thing at the right time. http://t.co/hERNbchvQd — PolitiTweet.org
Max Lucado @MaxLucado
Not sure Shadrach, meschach and Abednego could survive this Heat. Aaargh! — PolitiTweet.org
Max Lucado @MaxLucado
25 points/8 rebounds IN THE FIRST HALF - Duncan: hotter than a $2 pistol — PolitiTweet.org
Max Lucado @MaxLucado
It's God's job to run the world. Sometimes we accomplish more by doing less. http://t.co/4qBPH3ITfN — PolitiTweet.org
