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Max Lucado @MaxLucado

Broken pencils are pointless. Should you ever need an ark, I Noah guy. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. #punny — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 16, 2014 Hibernated
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Max Lucado @MaxLucado

When you get a bladder infection….urine trouble. What does a clock do when it is hungry?..It goes back for seconds. #punny — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 16, 2014 Hibernated
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Max Lucado @MaxLucado

I didn't like my beard at first….Then it grew on me. A dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary is a… thesaurus. #punny — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 16, 2014 Hibernated
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Max Lucado @MaxLucado

Class trip to the Coca Cola factory… pop quiz later. Energizer Bunny arrested... Charged with battery. #punny — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 16, 2014 Hibernated
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Max Lucado @MaxLucado

I did a theatrical performance about puns…..It was a play on words. They told me I had type A blood…But it was a typ-O. #punny — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 16, 2014 Hibernated
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Max Lucado @MaxLucado

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went….Then it dawned on me. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity…..I can't put it down. #punny — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 16, 2014 Hibernated
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Max Lucado @MaxLucado

When chemists die….They barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. How does Moses make his tea?…..Hebrews it. #punny — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 16, 2014 Hibernated
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Max Lucado @MaxLucado

Like puns? Here comes a cluster:) "I tried to catch some fog…..I mist." #punny — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 16, 2014 Hibernated
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Max Lucado @MaxLucado

RT @LucadoTeam: Do you have a prayer request? Share it on the #BeforeAmen Prayer Wall and pray for others. http://t.co/GFTYk8GHMr — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 16, 2014 Retweet Hibernated
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Max Lucado @MaxLucado

Our God is abundant in love & steadfast in mercy. He saves us…not because we trust in a symbol, but because we trust in a Savior! -Max — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 15, 2014 Hibernated
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Max Lucado @MaxLucado

From God's perspective, the ungodly party-goer and the ungodly pew-sitter are alike. Both need the same message—w/out God, they're lost.-Max — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 15, 2014 Hibernated
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Max Lucado @MaxLucado

RT @andrealucado: Pity Parties on an Airplane http://t.co/CO6LCYntnv — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 15, 2014 Retweet Hibernated
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Max Lucado @MaxLucado

RT @DavidDrury: On the 8th day God created #Writers to record his deeds. Being grieved while reading on the 9th, he created #Editors & saw … — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 15, 2014 Retweet Hibernated
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Max Lucado @MaxLucado

Only the one who has followed yesterday's steps can judge another. Don't dismiss a soul until God's work is complete.—Max — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 12, 2014 Hibernated
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Max Lucado @MaxLucado

RT @LucadoTeam: Can't wait for @MaxLucado's Before Amen? Check out some #FREEBIES available now! http://t.co/sAZvEhHt1p — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 12, 2014 Retweet Hibernated
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Max Lucado @MaxLucado

God has called us to despise evil, but he has never called us to despise the evildoer. #GripofGrace http://t.co/9RgCpWHkwX — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 12, 2014 Hibernated
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Max Lucado @MaxLucado

RT @LucadoTeam: Can't wait for @MaxLucado's Before Amen? Check out some #FREEBIES available now! http://t.co/sAZvEhHt1p — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 11, 2014 Retweet Hibernated
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Max Lucado @MaxLucado

God is kind, but he is not soft. He takes us firmly by the hand and leads us into a radical life change.—Max #GripofGrace — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 11, 2014 Hibernated
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Max Lucado @MaxLucado

Really worth the read: "Signs You May be Addicted to Busyness" http://t.co/eozGn8HI0P via @RELEVANT — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 10, 2014 Hibernated
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Max Lucado @MaxLucado

Judging others is a quick & easy way to feel good about ourselves. The problem? They aren't the standard…God is. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 10, 2014 Hibernated
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Max Lucado @MaxLucado

RT @donaldmiller: Every healthy thing grows and changes. Nothing stays the same unless it's dead. Lets stop resisting change. God invented … — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 9, 2014 Retweet Hibernated
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Max Lucado @MaxLucado

Don't settle for life's crumbs when God has prepared for you a feast!--Max #Grip ofGrace. http://t.co/euPatIeqYE — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 9, 2014 Hibernated
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Max Lucado @MaxLucado

RT @LucadoTeam: Pre-buy Before Amen @LifeWay Christian Stores for $14.99, get When God Whispers Your Name #Free while supplies last! http:/… — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 8, 2014 Retweet Hibernated
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Max Lucado @MaxLucado

RT @andrealucado: The Parts of Us That We’ve Forgotten http://t.co/LBxuPD95pu — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 8, 2014 Retweet Hibernated
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Max Lucado @MaxLucado

RT @pwilson: The Bible is a story about broken people, and God's choice to love them anyway. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 8, 2014 Retweet Hibernated
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Max Lucado @MaxLucado

We are God's handiwork, created in Christ Jesus to devote ourselves to the good deeds which God has designed for us! Ephesians 2:10 — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 8, 2014 Hibernated
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Max Lucado @MaxLucado

RT @DailyKeller: Christians are called to be an alternative city within every earthly city. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 8, 2014 Retweet Hibernated
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Max Lucado @MaxLucado

This is Billy Mitchell; great man, great friend, great Hawaiian and pastor of a great church in Waimea. http://t.co/XTgloTbzU8 — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 7, 2014 Hibernated
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Max Lucado @MaxLucado

Hats off to @NBCNews 4 the great summary of Dr. Brantley and his healing from Ebola.http://t.co/JqL7FBmKnD — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 6, 2014 Hibernated
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Max Lucado @MaxLucado

The hedonist's world of no moral absolutes works fine on paper & sounds great in a philosophy course…but in life? #GripofGrace — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 5, 2014 Hibernated