Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

The Trump Foundation is no more. And they were SO close to finding somebody to be charitable to! — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

I’m beginning to think Donald Trump destroys everyone he touches. He is like the King Midas of crap. https://t.co/9wkjmiOrrx — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

First romaine lettuce is recalled, now cauliflower! What's next? A food I eat?! — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Chris Farley and I started at Second City on the same day. You knew the minute you saw him on stage he was great. H… https://t.co/6X9OibwYmb — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

The walls are clearly closing in on Trump. https://t.co/hEs981EdbS — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

If New York legalizes recreational marijuana, the Big Apple is gonna get hollowed out and turned in to a bong. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

RT @colbertlateshow: Stephen Miller and his spray-on hair drop by the Ed Sullivan Theater tonight! #LSSC https://t.co/7LgvQYToMn — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

RT @colbertlateshow: Think our host enjoys his job?? 🤣🤣 @stephenathome https://t.co/0Y2WZdu7rS — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

It really feels like we’re at a turning point in the Trump presidency. https://t.co/AmRUJLHYjv — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

@ArielDumas @AndyRichter “Now Now Now Now/ Now Now Now Now/ Now Now Now Now Now Now Now Christmas Now” — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

RT @JakePlunkett: Tomorrow - these creative geniuses return https://t.co/xPvvZYDchb — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

@ArielDumas @AndyRichter https://t.co/QNZKfAMeHt — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Another decision in the landmark case of “Donald Trump v. Getting Caught” https://t.co/pKZ7Zu7iie — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Advice for Michael Cohen: On first day of prison, go up to the biggest guy in the yard and offer to pay him $130,000 — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Since Donald Trump was elected President I have tried to remind myself to never stop being shocked. https://t.co/d3dRZYoMPl — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Weird time to introduce the new Pence statue to the White House. https://t.co/eXyasvgJEY — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Nobody seems to want this job. https://t.co/SJbvRfMKNt — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Wanna feel old? "Smocking gun" was TODAY — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

RT @BarackObama: No jump shots. No ferns. No memes. Not this time. I’m going to give it to you straight: If you need health insurance for 2… — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

@ArielDumas @baddestmamajama We have a winner. Thanks to everyone who played! — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

John Kelly is going to be a great host of the Oscars! — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Yeah! Grammy Nomination for Jon Batiste! BEST AMERICAN ROOTS PERFORMANCE: “Saint James Infirmary Blues,” Jon Batiste DEEP! — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

@ChrisGethard “Lose Well” is now 807! Dare we dream of...723? https://t.co/XOJuQC3nNN — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Wait a second, did Trump only go to the funeral to look for an Attorney General? https://t.co/Jx6dMF6SgF — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

It was a quiet day in America. https://t.co/HTfPOEyQ90 — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Tonight! I can't take the suspense of all the redacted memos. Come on Mueller! Can’t we at least buy a vowel? #LSSC — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Here’s the thing: it might have been Trump’s fault. https://t.co/Ftl1bTdqzS — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Have they asked Michael Avenatti? https://t.co/3LWskPLray — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

@MJMcKean @BrianStack153 @pattonoswalt Obviously — PolitiTweet.org