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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
My Keep Fear Alive pennant is shaped like an acute triangle - the most terrifying geometric shape! (http://bit.ly/b1V7pv) — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Text STARS to 90999 to donate $10 to Night of Too Many Stars for autism education. Face it--you were just gonna waste that on candy anyway. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Why are you reading this txt when u could be watching Night of Too Many Stars on Comedy Central? It started at 9 pm ET! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
See me AND fight autism. Watch Night of Too Many Stars LIVE 9 pm ET/ 8 CT tonight on Comedy Central. Also starring: others. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Buy my Merch to Keep Fear Alive. Only 1 in 10 orders comes pre-infested with flesh-eating crickets! (http://bit.ly/b1V7pv) — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Get the Keep Fear Alive pennant--the best non-rectangular flag in the USA! (http://bit.ly/b1V7pv) — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Buy Keep Fear Alive merchandise and stoke my fear that we'll run out of inventory! (http://bit.ly/b1V7pv) — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Get your Merch To Keep Fear Alive today. Now with 15% more harsh industrial solvents. (http://bit.ly/b1V7pv) — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
"AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!" -- Now available in convenient bumper-sticker form. Pick up your "Merch to Keep Fear Alive!" (http://bit.ly/b1V7pv) — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Get your March To Keep Fear Alive merchandise...before it gets you! Some of the t-shirts have become sentient. (http://bit.ly/b1V7pv) — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Post photos of your March costume at http://spookyordooky.com. Special thanks to Bryan P., age 7, for that website name. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Support music education: bid on my guitar @ Little Kids Rock. Crank it up & rip off the knob! Note:do not rip off knob. http://bit.ly/9oXEeq — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
The Fear March t-shirt says "I have a scream." (http://bit.ly/b1V7pv) Wear it to the March and/or if you own Edvard Munch's "The Scream." — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Upload photos of your scary costume at http://SpookyOrDooky.com. Embrace your fear of strangers judging you! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
If Bush tax cuts expire I'll make 4% less for the same amount of work. So I'll just cut down all my sentences by four perce. Happy, Democra? — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I refuse to link to images of Brett Favre's texts to that reporter, but here's an approximation: olo — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Wow, jay the intern grows quite a beard in 2 months. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
So sad to see all those Chilean miners coming out in their sunglasses. Already, they've totally gone Hollywood. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Fear rally merchandise now for sale! (http://bit.ly/b1V7pv) My greatest fear is that you won't buy enough! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Just a reminder that my fear march is sponsored by Reese's--the candy with something to hide. Specifically peanut butter. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
This tweet is full of razorblades! Wait, I'm being told that's technologically impossible. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
New way for schools to raise money: extracurriculars now include bobbin-threading. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I love emoticons, but they're really only accurate for emotions I display while my head is tilted 90 degrees to the right. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I laughed all the way home from the bank. And then for a few hours after that. I think maybe they took too much blood. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Back when Eisenhower was president, the highest tax bracket was 91%. No wonder nobody owned an ipad. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
What foods will turn halal next? I don't know about you, but I don't want to snap into a Mu-Slim Jim. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Two Americans just won the Nobel Prize for Economics! Phew -- our economy could really use an extra 1.5 million dollars. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Guggenheim's movie about the failures of our education system is great. I suggest all you kids skip school to see it. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I've always found Reese's Peanut Butter Cups terrifying. Because...what if you don't have any milk to wash them down?! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Fearstock! That’d be another good name for my rally. Then in 89 years you can hold Fearstock ’99, but it won’t be as good. — PolitiTweet.org
