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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Steph Colbert's Hobby Hovel says: Fight your instinct to paint a blue jay birdhouse blue. Even birds don't like being too matchy. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I'm so tired from my rally. Agreeing to drive one of the HuffPo buses at 5:30 AM was a mistake. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
What a fantastic turnout at my rally! That settles it -- when I get back to New York, I'm moving into a 150,000-seat theater. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Just felt a tremor in my trailer. What was that? — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Let me know if you see an empty porta-potty. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Early estimate of crowd size at Rally: 6 billion. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Oh crap. I forgot to let out Thursday's audience after I left for DC. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Despite what you may have heard, the Rally will have port-a-potties. Though 1 in every 10 is just a toilet over a tiger pit. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
It's still not too late to buy rally gear! And you know what, after the rally is over it still won't be too late to buy rally gear. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I don't like to brag, but I'm getting really good at pretending I don't like to brag. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Saturday is a big day! Must deliver hotel bags, table cards, flowers. My wedding planning side job really gets in the way of rally planning. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Democrats, don't forget to tweet your vote this year! It's easier than going to the polls - and as far as you know it still counts. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
George Soros wants to legalize pot. I guess he's so rich that he's completely run out of legal things to buy. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
You know the old saying "never look a fat dog in the eye?" Well, I just made that up. Pass it on and let's make it a thing. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Sony has stopped making the cassette walkman. Damn. Can someone help me transfer my 'Suzanne Somers Tummy Tone' tapes to mp3? — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
This tweet may contain some peanut products. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
In case of apocalypse, Food Insurance's white milk substitute goes great with a plate of choco-lish chips cookoids. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I'm concerned about all this anonymous corporate spending. That's money that should be spent on advertising during my show. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Part of today's nytimes sudoku puzzle was also about me, specifically any use of the # 1. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Chinese companies are buying wineries in Napa valley. Finally, a cabernet with notes of mercury. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
The Merch to Keep Fear Alive is blowing up! (Some pennants may have been laced with explosives.) bit.ly/b1V7pv — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Spent my week off doing some early trick-or-treating in the Caribbean. Yachters sure are generous when you're wearing a pirate costume. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Can you believe that five years ago you had no idea what to be scared of? — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
The GOP is primed to take this country back. Although who knows what they'll get for it, the resale value is way down. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Hear Elvis Costello's new album National Ransom streaming @ colbertnation.com all week. Do it fast, before he releases his next new record. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
The Keep Fear Alive Ts are flying off of the shelves! Dear God--the t-shirts have grown wings! AIIIIGH! (http://bit.ly/b1V7pv) — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
If you don't get a Keep Fear Alive button, you will die. Full disclosure: You will also die if you do get one. (http://bit.ly/b1V7pv) — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Get a Keep Fear Alive bumper sticker. It tells the world you depreciate your car's value for only the finest causes. (http://bit.ly/b1V7pv) — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
EXCLUSIVE: On Mon., live stream of Elvis Costello's new album on colbertnation.com! Forget Radio Radio--you better listen to the internet! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Look how happy this emoticon is to be wearing my Keep Fear Alive cap! C(:-) http://bit.ly/b1V7pv — PolitiTweet.org
