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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
John Kyl invented a chemical-free method for bleaching recycled paper pulp. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Jon Kyl claims the craziest thing he's ever done was that time he ate pancakes for dinner. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Jon Kyl is the only person who can sneeze with his penis. He calls it a "sneenis." #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Everything you would only do in the privacy of your own home, Jon Kyl prefers to do on a subway car. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Jon Kyl can unhinge his jaw like a python to swallow small rodents whole. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
The secret to Jon Kyl's success can be found on page 53 of the Necronomicon. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Every halloween Jon Kyl dresses up as a sexy Mitch Daniels. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Along a certain stretch of Mexican highway, Jon Kyl is known as El Autoestopisto Blanco Borracho. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Jon Kyl destroyed love in 1973. All feelings since then have been but a shadow of the original concept. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Jon Kyl actually prefers Hydrox to Oreos. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Jon Kyl developed his own line of hair care products just so he could test them on bunnies. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Jon Kyl has a shrine to Scooter from the Muppet Show. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Jon Kyl's torso is covered in superfluous nipples. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Jon Kyl can, and will, deny that you're a jolly good fellow. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Jon Kyl has the world's most extensive catalogue of snuff films. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Jon Kyl was sent from the future to kill Sarah Conner. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Jon Kyl is an accomplished nude hula dancer. He is not welcome in Hawaii. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Jon Kyl is so mean he once shot a man just for snoring. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
For the past ten years, Jon Kyl has been two children in a very convincing Jon Kyl suit. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Jon Kyl sponsored S.410, which would ban happiness. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Jon Kyl calls the underside of his Senate seat: "The Booger Graveyard." #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Jon Kyl cheated on Sandra Bullock. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
John Kyl is 90% prune juice. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Jon Kyl let a game-winning ground ball roll through his legs in Game 6 of the '86 World Series. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Once a year, Jon Kyl retreats to the Arizona Desert and deposits 2 million egg sacs under the sand. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
In 2009, Jon Kyl lost $380,000 wagering on dwarf tossing. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Citing religious reasons, Jon Kyl refuses to utter the number 8. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Jon Kyl murdered a caricaturist for drawing him with a basketball instead of a surfboard. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Jon Kyl once ate a badger he hit with his car. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Jon Kyl = ax2 + bx + c #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement — PolitiTweet.org
