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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
South Carolina voters, here's a rhyme to help you remember to vote for Herman Cain on Saturday: Vote Cain on Saturdain! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Catch me & Herman Cain at the Cistern @ College of Charleston at 1 pm today. If you get lost, just look for the shining beacon of Democracy. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
While you're getting ready for my rally with Cain at the Cistern @ College of Charleston, check me out on @Morning_Joe this morning! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Come see me & Herman Cain at the Cistern @ College of Charleston at 1 pm Friday. You'll learn a lot. For example, what a cistern is. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
A vote for Cain is a vote for me. Unless it's a vote for Cain, in which case--what are you doing? He's not even running! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Come to my rally on Fri @ 1pm @ the Cistern at College of Charleston and show your support for Herman Cain for me. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Remember, South Carolina voters: a vote for Herman Cain is a vote for a chance to vote for me. Make your vote possibly count! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Herman Cain & I are so far outside the Beltway, we're in South Carolina! Or we will be Fri @ 1 PM @ the Cistern at College of Charleston! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
If the grass is always greener on the other side, why don't we all just go over there? Problem solved! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
God is so bad at matchmaking that he set Lot up with a salt lick. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Wikipedia will go dark in protest of SOPA. Now where am I supposed to find inaccurate information about SOPA? — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Jon Huntsman's campaign will be missed. And largely was. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Don't miss my appearance on NBC's Rock Center tonight @ 10 pm EST! I'll be discussing Super PACs, but don't worry--I talk about myself too. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Welcome to Twitter, @MichelleObama! Please ignore my following old hashtags #ExerciseSucks, #GardeningIsForGrannies, #FatKidsAreCooler — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
It's been an hour since I gave Jon my Superpac & I already miss my money! I hope he remembers it likes 2 be pet & sung 2. #majorannouncement — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
My Super PAC will be in good hands with Jon Stewart. Not that I'm close enough with Jon to know if he has hands or not. #majorannouncement — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
If you're gawking at Twitter right now, you're missing my #majorannouncement - quick, put on @ComedyCentral! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
SUPER HUGE BIG TIME ANNOUNCEMENT ON THE REPORT TOMORROW @ 11:30 PM EST! TUNE IN!!! ALSO, MY CAPS LOCK IS JAMMED! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Tonight, my guest @Gstephanopoulos left "This Week," but now he's back. He's the Grover Cleveland of Sunday shows. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Now, if you held an Alice in Wonderland party on Cloud City, then yes, maybe Chewbacca would attend. But Earth? It makes no sense! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Dead people are ruining our values with their promiscuous afterlife. Whose idea do you think it was to make marriage Til Death Do Us Part? — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Under Rick Santorum's health care plan, doctors will ask you to strip down to a sweater vest. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
My guest tonight, broadcasting legend Bill Moyers, has a new show on public television. I'll ask him to appraise my antique corn holders. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
WI police arrested a man named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop. But please, call him Beezow. Mr. Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop is his FATHER. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Can't wait to hear how NH tackles "All fish weirs throughout England are to be dismantled." Free ride's over, fish weirs! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Happy Birthday, Kate Middleton! I can't believe we're both 30 now! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
NFL Playoffs start this weekend! Though the games have been a lot less dramatic since they made the rule that a dog CAN'T play football. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
My New Year's resolution: publish New Year's resolutions on January 1st. (These are so hard to live up to.) — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Santorum spent just $0.73 per vote in Iowa. Hope all his supporters are enjoying their promotional half-a-Three-Musketeers. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Tonight, I reveal the big winner out of Iowa. That's right--I finally get to read state Powerball numbers on the air! Living the dream! — PolitiTweet.org