Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Students at Purdue built a Rube Goldberg device that takes 300 steps to pop a balloon. Big deal. It takes me 86 steps, tops. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

I'm not a fan of the electric car. I don't want to have to dangle a kite full of keys outside my passenger window just to go 15 mph. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Easter Bilby, you may come from a land down under, but now I'm the one who's about to chunder. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Tix on sale now for @MontclairFF, 45 films, NJ artists, w/Kathleen Turner, Michael Moore, Oliver Platt & more. May 1-6 http://t.co/nV0HnifH — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Glad to see the Quaker Oats guy freshened up his look. Hey, Nike Swoosh, you could stand to lose a few around the curve too! — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Hope my Emmy-Peabody double date goes well. Remember, awards, use protection, by which I mean Brasso metal polish. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Obama has called the GOP budget social Darwinism. Nice try, but they believe in social creationism. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

I was bummed that the Pope didn't leave Cuba on a Pope-mo-raft. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

"Pink slime" may sound disgusting to you, but what about the millions of jobs for America's tripe-mongers and cartilage-gatherers? — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

College kids! Quit wasting time on twitter and start wasting it on our political process. Get my SuperPAC Fun Pack! http://t.co/QEyswj3Y — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Get my SuperPAC Super Fun Pack! It has everything you need to be a political player. (Inner demons sold separately.) http://t.co/QEyswj3Y — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Here's another joke for Romney: "Knock-knock. Who's there? I don't know -- my butler answers the door." — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Yet another free joke for Romney: "Why is it that water crackers come in packs of 20, and caviar comes in packs of 500? I mean, come on!" — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Another free joke for Romney: "Back in college, I partied so hard, I'd sometimes stumble into a dorm building that wasn't named after me!" — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Another lottery tip:  To improve your odds, buy TWO tickets. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Glad conservatives are reaching out to the youth, but they should only focus on the ones getting the top 1% of allowances. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Free question for Justice Scalia to use against Obamacare: Why doesn't everyone just get a lifetime appointment with free healthcare? — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Harry Potter made its e-book debut. I camped out all night in front of my Kindle for it. — PolitiTweet.org