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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Love biking to work on a nice day, especially on one of those bikes that has 4 wheels and an engine and my driver driving it. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Didn't like how Prometheus started-- I had to look up the title. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Tapioca is an underappreciated pudding. Got a lot to say about this. One of those times I hate Twitter's character limit. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
A 97-year-old woman just got her high school diploma. Too bad it's not going to help her in this job market. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Hey, New York Times, how about some fair reporting on the other side? Go ask the Lincoln Memorial what kind of neighbors the Obamas are. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Mitt Romney's email was hacked! So if you start getting messages that sound like they're from a bot, he's fixed the problem. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
If NASA is trying to find new ways to fund our space program, why don't they just hold a bikini shuttle wash? — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Bid on my suit for charity! Let's just say it's twice as valuable given what I had on underneath. http://t.co/WKdrPMDp — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Does this milk smell bad to you? You can tweet smells, right? — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
NC passed law against global warming science, therefore it's not happening. So I'm ignoring Twitter's 140-character limit, so it's not happ — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I'll be hosting the Book Expo America breakfast tomorrow 8am EST. I can' wait to eat all those books! #bea12live http://t.co/myTHCQeO — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I've got a case of the Mondays. I buy them in bulk at Sam's Club. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
A study found exercise may be bad for your health. Which means I'm not fat, I'm just morbidly over-healthed. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
If at first you don't succeed... hmm, honestly, I'm not sure what you should do. Frankly, it's never come up for me. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Gardening tip: If you plant chocolate-covered coffee beans three inches apart, they will grow into a family of rats. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Ronmey 2102! http://t.co/5Q5EyHeE — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
It's hot out there. Time to use the old A.C. A.C. is the name of my servant who I pay to bite an ice cube and blow a cold air on me. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Tropical Storm Beryl is dumping rain on the Southeast. This is really going to tank the popularity of the name "Beryl." — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Romney and Trump should run together! Heir/Hair 2012! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I'm so honored to be named one of Maxim's 100 sexiest women. Next, I'm hoping to be named one of Rolling Stone's 100 best albums of all time — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Tonight's guest, Charlize Theron, has played a Monster and an evil queen. If she plays a princess, she’ll complete the Fairytale Trifecta! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
A study predicts nearly half of all Americans will be obese by 2030. But with a little American ingenuity I bet we can get there by 2025! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
At Bank Street Bookstore, signing "I am a Pole." If you missed it, I signed a bunch of extra copies. Go get 'em! http://t.co/P2zmEfjk — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I'm going on break for 2 weeks. Which, for no reason, is the exact recuperation time for ankle lipo and a forehead scrape. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Happy Mothers Day! That's right, I care about my mom so much I start Tweeting to her early. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
What an historic day! I'm talking, of course, about how I finally got all ten punches on my Pinkberry card! Free yogurt, your time is now! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I'll be signing copies of "I Am A Pole" @bankstreetbooks in NYC on 5-12-12. Why not celebrate by buying 51212 copies? http://t.co/jLEts7kh — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
A Nebraska man changed his name to Tyrannosaurus Rex. I guess he couldn't get show business work with his old name, Tyrannosaurus Rexbowitz. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Amazon is now selling designer fashion. Which couture dress would look best on my Kindle? — PolitiTweet.org
