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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Obama delivered pizza to volunteer campaign workers this weekend. He's obviously preparing for life in the private sector. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Buy my book AMERICA AGAIN--the perfect gift to show me you care. http://t.co/rZwyyMzk — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
For any bands in search of a name, might I suggest "Stop the Simian Psycho!" I got a bunch of extra shirts you could buy for real expensive. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
My employees can vote for whoever they want. Well, on "Dancing with the Stars." Well, until the semi-finals. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I can't believe I was passed over for a Nobel Peace Prize. I didn't even get a Nobel Peace Participant Ribbon! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Buy my new book AMERICA AGAIN! Pick it up now before I write ANOTHER book. Then you'd have to buy 2! http://t.co/3hDbIeva — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
AMERICA AGAIN is now available in hard-cover or, if you soak it in water, soft-soggy-cover. http://t.co/rZwyyMzk — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I'm not saying AMERICA AGAIN is a foolproof roadmap to wealth & success, but I'm not saying it isn't, either. (It is!)http://t.co/3hDbIeva — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
A Florida man has inherited 13,000 clowns from his father-in-law. As well as 13,000 nightmares. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Here's a pickup line: "Hey, nice copy of AMERICA AGAIN." Make sure U also have a copy, or they'll B out of your league.http://t.co/rZwyyMzk — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
It's always a little tough to recover from debating myself. No it isn't! See? — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Buy my new book AMERICA AGAIN in stunning 3-D! (Offer does not apply to cyclopses.) http://t.co/rZwyyMzk — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
New Zealand is releasing Hobbit themed coins that are legal tender. And the metal used to mint them is...precious. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
R U 1 of the 47% of Americans sucking on the govt. teat? Then use some of that handout $ 2 buy my book, AMERICA AGAIN! http://t.co/3hDbIeva — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Saturday! NYC! Night of 2 Many Stars! Fight autism! See me french kiss a grizzly. Maybe...I'll do anything for charity. http://t.co/3wJFRvfw — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Drunk cars on the road are a huge threat. Our highways lead right to the danger zone! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Have you bought your copy of AMERICA AGAIN? Obviously not, or you'd be reading it instead of this tweet. Get it NOW! http://t.co/3hDbIeva — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
TONIGHT: My guest @NaomiRWolf says the vagina is a source of power. That must be why it looks like a flux capacitor. TCR, 11:30pm — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Somewhere, right now, Obama just thought of a snappy comeback to Mitt Romney. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
That Bartlett guy sure had a ton of memorable quotes. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Remember: My new book AMERICA AGAIN is also available on the Kindle, the Nook, and the Kookle Fire. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Another perk of a melting Arctic? Superman's Fortress of Solitude is now his winter home AND summer home. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Russia and China both want to claim the North Pole. All the more reason to step up our search for the West Pole. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Buy my book AMERICA AGAIN! If the Constitution & the Bible totally got it on, this would be their baby. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Colleen Lachowicz has plenty of other hobbies besides video games. She's also a Level 57 Dark Mage Nightmare Knitter. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Obama's war on wealth has me worried. What if my stock portfolio's hit by a drone strike? — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
2NIGHT: "We rich are so vilified in the workplace that sometimes the only people who'll hire us 4 our first job R our parents." TCR, 11:30pm — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I feel like I'm always talking about myself on this page. How are you doing? — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I wish Jim Lehrer moderated Twitter so we could all ignore the character limit. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I'm concerned that next debate, Obama will finally show up for the first debate. — PolitiTweet.org
