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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
2NITE: Black Fri. has biblical roots. That's when 3 Wise Men got that killer "Buy Gold & Frankincense, Get 1 Myrrh Free" deal. TCR, 11:30pm — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Happy Thanksgiving, Nation! Be sure to eat enough turkey so you sleep until we're back on the air 11/26! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
On my way to see the final Twilight movie! I hope Bella will be able to destroy all the horcruxes!!! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Whatever you do, do NOT support Occupy Wall Street's debt relief drive here: http://t.co/u1qk43ja. Debt, like true love, is forever. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
From my musical about Wall Street computers: "Algo-rithm. Algo-music. Algo my girl, who could ask for anything more?" It just came to me! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Mitt Romney is losing 11 "likes" per minute on Facebook. That's what you get for flip-flopping on Farmville subsidies. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
2NIGHT: My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I'll ask him when it's gonna start working again. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Watch me in Stephen Sondheim's COMPANY out today on DVD and iTunes! Experience live theater the way it was intended: on a TV in your home! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
RIP, Ham Rove, 2011-2012. My heart goes out to his whole family, particularly his Little Smokies. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
My autobiographer just made another pass at me. I told you it was over, me! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
There hasn't been a scandal this big at the C.I.A. since (CLASSIFIED) committed (CENSORED) to (REDACTED). — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Why waste money on Black Ops 2 when you can buy a DVD of me in Stephen Sondheim's COMPANY? Your frat will thank you! Available 11/13! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Who's your FLAT DADDY? Find out this Veterans Day with @FlatDaddyDoc's powerful film on military families, now on VOD! http://t.co/ihbYuuWG — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
http://t.co/wXKUHaqS — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I still can't believe Obama won. I will do everything in my power to make sure this is his LAST term as president! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
The election is still too close to call. We haven't even counted the votes from Spanish speakers we told to vote on the 8th! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Forgot to live-tweet the election last night, so I'm post-tweeting today. I'll start as soon as my fingers unclench from their rage fists. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Can't wait for Brad Pitt's new furniture line. Also can't wait for Ethan Allen's new heist movie. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Rock the Vote! Or if you're middle-aged with a sentimental side, Easy Listen the Vote! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Make sure you get out there and VOTE today! Then enjoy your orange juice and cookie... wait! Did I just give blood by mistake? — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Remember to VOTE tomorrow, 11/6. Or if you're a Democrat, nevermind, forget I said anything, look over there, is that a new shirt? — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Can't wait for tomorrow when I get to exercise my patriotic duty as an American: Complaining about how long it's taking to VOTE. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
2NIGHT: My guest Nate Silver @fivethirtyeight thinks Obama has an 86% chance of winning. Yeah, but what are his chances of losing? TCR,11:30 — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Nation! Want to help the folks victims of Sandy?! iTunes makes it easy: http://t.co/Gb3wYHCd I gotta get Allen out of my garage... — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
GameStop is opening 80 "GameStop Kids" stores nationwide. Finally a way to get kids interested in video games. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Help victims of Hurricane Sandy. Go to http://t.co/5yhE9KRO or, to donate $10, text REDCROSS to 90999. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
TONIGHT: Lilly Ledbetter will be on to discuss the Lilly Ledbetter Act, which I believe is her one-woman show. TCR, 11:30pm — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Halloween is right around the corner. You can tell because all the stores are decked out for Christmas. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Exactly how nice is @TomHanks? Let's just say when a person does something nice for you, there's a reason you say T.Hanks. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
SURPRISE GUEST 2NITE: U won't need 'The Da Vinci Code' to learn who it is cuz he'll make a 'Big' 'Splash'! 'You've Got Mail.' TCR, 11:30pm — PolitiTweet.org
