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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
My guest is HOMELAND's Mandy Patinkin. I'll tell him "My name is Stephen Colbert. You killed my Sunday nights. Prepare to die!" TCR,11:30pm — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I love Xmas decorations! I spray all my windows with fake frost, including my windshield. Apologies to everyone I hit on my way 2 work. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
TONIGHT: My guest is author Malcolm Gladwell. Thanks to his previous book, I finally learned how to blink. @ColbertReport, 11:30pm — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Business idea: Hair salon/accounting firm called "Tax Cuts." Trademark! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Tweet @nikkihaley about how I'd make an ideal Senator. For one, I have no idea how many homes I own. #spottedsalamander — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I don't want to toot my own horn as a candidate for SC senator. So, Nation, you toot it! Tweet @nikkihaley #spottedsalamander — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
2NITE: My guest @DianaKrall has new album called "Glad Rag Doll." Sounds like Raggedy Ann and Andy finally got bizz-ayyy! TCR, 11:30pm — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Tweet @nikkihaley & tell her why I belong in the US Senate. For one, I wouldn't just block legislation, I'd body-check it! #SenatorColbert — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Nation! Tell @nikkihaley why I should take over for Jim DeMint! #SenatorColbert Could our Better Tomorrow be... Tomorrow? — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I'll be on @Google Talks Fri. @ 2:30pm talking about AMERICA AGAIN. It's the perfect precursor for buying another copy! http://t.co/1MOWlisi — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
TONIGHT: Peter Jackson is on the show! He's my favorite director! Wait, Jimmy-I mean 'second' favorite! What have I done?!?! TCR, 11:30pm — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Trapped Andy Serkis in a damp cave under my studio. He seems happy. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
TONIGHT: My guest Andy Serkis plays Gollum in THE HOBBIT. If he doesn't answer my question, I eats him. @ColbertReport, 11:30pm — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Hey, did you know there is a @ColbertReport feed? I didn't. Check it out and let me know what you think! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Warning: I had Androgel on my fingers when I typed this tweet. So don't be alarmed when your computer grows testicles. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
TONIGHT: Kate Middleton is pregnant! Prince Charles is gonna be so jealous when that baby starts crowning. @ColbertReport, 11:30pm — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
2NITE: My guest Ian McKellen plays "Gandalf the Grey." But he could be "Gandalf the Looks 35 Again" if he tries Just for Wizards. TCR,11:30p — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
BREAKING: I prepared for Hobbit Week by doing some light Tolkien research...for the last 1,924 weeks. @ColbertReport, 11:30pm — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Buy AMERICA AGAIN so I can defeat O'Reilly on the bestseller list! Then, according to custom, I get his land & oxen. http://t.co/rZwyyMzk — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Help me beat O'Reilly on the bestseller list! Buy AMERICA AGAIN, and return all your copies of Killing Lincoln! http://t.co/3hDbIeva — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Idea for a new TV show: A "Colbert Report" reboot starring me as a young Stephen Colbert. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Romney and Obama had lunch together today. And you thought your Thanksgiving meal was awkward. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
The U.S. will start removing nickels and pennies from circulation in 2013. Outrageous! I thought Obama promised MORE change! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I may have lost the Powerball Lotto, but I won my village's Lottery! I wonder why everybody else is holding rocks... — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
To show my support for the filibuster, I will filibuster the rest of this tweet. Aaron Aaronson, Aaron C. Aaronson, Abner Aaronson, Abner... — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
2NITE: My guest is director & legendary Muppeteer Frank Oz. It will be an honor to shake the hand that shook Miss Piggy's mouth! TCR,11:30pm — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
A couple has named their baby "hashtag." What a great name, said his siblings Lycos and http://t.co/CQI1X51E. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
2NITE: My guest @Dolly_Parton once wrote an album while fasting for 3 wks. How did every song not end up being about hot dogs? TCR,11:30pm — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
With @jaketapper on, I feel like a one-man ABC roundtable, which makes me feel fat. Thanks a lot, Jake Tapper. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Seeing the footage of people fighting over underwear on Black Friday upsets me. Now their kids know they're getting underwear for Christmas! — PolitiTweet.org
