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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Some advice for the French on Mali: it gets easier once your media starts ignoring it. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
The voice of Charlie Brown was arrested for stalking. Man, is he going to rack up those 5 cent psychiatrist fees. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I believe Ayn Rand's first love poem went: Roses are red/ violets are blue/ finish this poem yourself / you dependent parasite — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Beyonce may have lip-synced, but I say Obama oath-synced on Monday. Why else would he he pre-record his oath on Sunday! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
2NITE: My guest is Oscar-winning actress Sally Field. I'll tell her I like me, I really, really like me. @ColbertReport, 11:30pm — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
For my full interview with Kathryn Bigelow, go to http://t.co/GA0r7oFh, starting at 5 a.m., Wednesday morn, 1/23. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
GUEST CHANGE: My guest tonight is now Kathryn Bigelow, director of ZERO DARK THIRTY. In your face, Hoffman! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I don't want America to be like Downton Abbey, because then it'd be OUR fault Lady Edith can't find a good man. She'll die a spinster! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
2NITE: My guest is Dustin Hoffman, Oscar-winning actor & director of QUINTET, film debut of a certain mystery pundit. (It's me!) TCR,11:30pm — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Remember, if you're in public and have the winter vomiting bug, be polite and vomit into your elbow. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
The flu has totally gone viral. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Clearly Obama flunked his first term since he's being forced to repeat it again. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
"A 2nd Inaugural is like people who renew their wedding vows. We get it, you're married! I'm not buying U another salad bowl!" TCR,11:30pm — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
The Second Amendment trumps all the other amendments, because it's the one that's packing. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
2NIGHT: If our founding fathers believed in gun control, then why'd they put the Constitution in a bulletproof case? @ColbertReport, 11:30pm — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
"Da Vinci Code" author Dan Brown has a new novel coming out in May. You can read an advance copy by reading his last novel. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
2NIGHT: My guest Jared Diamond has a new book: THE WORLD UNTIL YESTERDAY. Incredible--he wrote & published a book in one night! TCR, 11:30pm — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Crowds gathered in France to protest gay marriage. They believe marriage is between one man, one woman, and any number of mistresses. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
2NITE: "Members of Obama's cabinet are jumping off the S.S. Barack like rats leaving for an opportunity in the private sector." TCR, 11:30pm — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
2NIGHT: "Dear Leader Obama is more determined than ever 2 take away our guns--in that he has never tried to take away our guns." TCR,11:30pm — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Video footage proves the existence of the elusive giant squid. Hooray--calamari for everyone! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I remember when stamps were $.01 a piece! And if you had 37 of them you could send a letter. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
2NIGHT: My guest is Chris Kluwe, outspoken punter for the Minnesota Vikings. Tho in MN "outspoken" is a polite inside voice. TCR, 11:30pm — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
The kilogram standard has gained tens of micrograms from surface contamination. Hey, give the kilogram a break - the holidays just ended. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
The University of Arizona is offering a Minor in Hip-Hop. And if you go on to grad school, you can get your Doctorate in Dre. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
On 2NIGHT's @ColbertReport: "I'm back! I haven't sat at my desk for 24 days--that's 576 hours, or 2 viewings of LES MISERABLES." 11:30 p.m. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Sean Lennon, Mavis Staples & Jeff Tweedy singing "Happy Xmas (War Is Over), now on iTunes. Proceeds go to Sandy relief. http://t.co/42nZGrJd — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 3 weeks off! See you in 2013! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Michael Stipe, Mandy Patinkin, and me singing "Good King Wenceslas," now on iTunes! All proceeds go to Sandy relief. http://t.co/vgTNxj5Q — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Get the single of me, Michael Stipe and Mandy Patinkin singing "Good King Wenceslas," now available on iTunes! http://t.co/vgTNxj5Q — PolitiTweet.org
