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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
2NITE: My guest @GavinNewsom is Lieutenant Governor of CA. If he does a good job, someday he'll be Colonel Governor. @ColbertReport, 11:30pm — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
It's Ash Wednesday-- and we all know what the pope gave up for Lent! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
TONIGHT: My guest is Dave Grohl of @foofighters. I'll ask what he's got against "Foo." @ColbertReport, 11:30 p.m. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I think it's overstating it to say the G.O.P. is being torn apart by a civil war -- it's merely being torn in half. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
TONITE: "With the economy in shambles, the GOP thought the 2012 race was theirs to lose. And they were right." @ColbertReport, 11:30 p.m. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
What's the past tense of "Pope"? Puppe? Porpe? — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Can't believe the pope quit. It's like that old saying goes: "Does the pope quit in the woods?" I'm pretty sure I got that right. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Bush's paintings are all over the internet. Yet we're STILL waiting for his alt-folk album to drop. Release the tapes, Mr. President! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Choose your snow fort location carefully, New Yorkers: in the right neighborhood, it could sell for millions. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
After last night's show about Lulu's campaign, everbody's asking if I'll be tweeting @ColbertBuschSC or http://t.co/4JpeMtWN ...Not sure yet — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
The US is the #1 country for plastic surgery! Well, we're actually #6, but we had a little work done. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
If we get rid of pennies, how will old people hold up supermarket lines? — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
2NITE: "Without the Canadian penny, what will we Americans occasionally get mixed up with our change? OUR pennies?" @ColbertReport, 11:30pm — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
The hatchet-wielding hitchhiker worked out so well, I'm officially done checking my backseat after late-night stops for gas. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
2NITE: My guest is Oscar-winning actress Julie Andrews. I assume she's here because I'm one of her favorite things. @ColbertReport, 11:30pm — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
It is now officially legal for women in Paris to wear pants. Unfortunately that's bad news for this place I know in France. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
TONIGHT: My guest is Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor. She's about to receive my dissenting opinion. @ColbertReport, 11:30 p.m. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
A Barbie-themed restaurant opened in Taiwan. I'm worried it'll give girls unrealistic expectations for what's a good restaurant concept. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
We may have a wings shortage, but we sure don't have a Wyngz shortage! Super Bowl saved. http://t.co/3bSmfeEc — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
BlackBerry's new Global Creative Director will be Alicia Keys. Much better than the one they'd been testing out, Alicia Touchscreen. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
TONIGHT: My guest is billionaire philanthropist @BillGates. Finally, someone who donates money to billionaires! @ColbertReport, 11:30 pm — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
North Korea has been added to Google Maps, so you can now get biking, driving, or forced marching directions. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
The GOP is looking to re-brand itself before the next election. Maybe they could try going with 'Democrat' next time. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Looks like Gitmo will remain open indefinitely -- which means my sitcom pitch remains totally relevant! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Federal laws should work like a salad bar: Take what you want, ignore the rest, and avoid the funny-smelling hollandaise. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
TONIGHT: My guest is short story virtuoso George Saunders. Though weirdly, he's actually average height. @ColbertReport, 11:30 PM. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
2NITE: "Pres. Obama's 2nd term is only a week old, and already we're one week closer 2 dying. Welcome to Obamacare." @ColbertReport, 11:30pm — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Great video from StoryCorps! http://t.co/aijUxc3m — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Check out Pete Dominick in the Old Grey Lady! http://t.co/u42yO1AU — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Thanks for the makeover, Tavi Gevinson! The puppy & I have decided to go by the celeb couple name #Colbuppy! Call me, Tiger Beat! — PolitiTweet.org
