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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Colbert secret: this is my #1 source of news: http://t.co/UE3W4R61x2 — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
It'll be a cold day in Hell when Texas swings for Democrats. Temperatures in Texas, however, will remain at standard Hell levels. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
The Pope only has two days left in office. I bet he's got a serious case of Monsignoritis. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
2NITE: My guest, Michio Kaku, says an asteroid could destroy Earth. On the plus side, that asteroid would be totally wiped out! TCR, 11:30pm — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
All these Vatican scandals make me wish for the uncontroversial good old days of Inquisitions and Crusades. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
TONIGHT: "We all know Hollywood doesn't reward torture films. If they did, the winner would've been BATTLESHIP." @ColbertReport, 11:30 p.m. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Regained control of my Twitter feed. Turns out, I wasn't hacked by VH1 Classic. I was hacked by Burger King! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Watched videos from Berlin, Asia, Chicago. Still can't find my luggage, thinking maybe Toto took it to Kansas. #VH1ClassicHack — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
How many times can you watch Paula Abdul's "Opposites Attract" and not go insane? Find out on TOTALLY 80s @ 9am! #VH1ClassicHack — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
The future's so bright I gotta wear shades. Also due to a nasty case of pink-eye. #VH1ClassicHack — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Is it normal if your Pop-Up Video lasts for more than 4 hours? #VH1ClassicHack — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Nope! It's a network playing the hits of the 70s-80s-90s & years in between! #VH1ClassicHack — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Due to their advanced age, Bad Company now just feels like making soup. #VH1ClassicHack — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Allow me to pose one of life's eternal questions: Which came first, the Ashford or the Simpson? #VH1classichack — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
(Long wailing guitar solo that ends with guitarist rubbing his groin on the camera lens) #VH1ClassicHack — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Uh-oh. Just got some sugar poured on me. #Ilovehearingimpairedjunglecats #VH1ClassicHack — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Ricky Martin missed the express train, so he's Livin' la Vida Local! #VH1ClassicHack — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Styx and the Stones may break my bones, but who cares?! Crank it up and rip off the knob! #VH1ClassicHack — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Just figured out what Alanis Morissette was talking about in "You Oughtta Know!" #blushing #VH1ClassicHack — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
As Robert Palmer said, Might as well face it, I'm addicted to cross platform synergy! #VH1ClassicHack — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Finally found out the one thing Meat Loaf won't do for love! Now how can I UN-find it out? #itinvolvestheloaf #VH1ClassicHack — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
VH1 Classic: All music, all the time...plus reruns of MARRIED WITH CHILDREN. #VH1ClassicHack — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Are you in Charleston, SC this Saturday? Me too! Beer, bowling, boiled peanuts! Plus me and my sister Elizabeth. #SC1 http://t.co/xSi3XRWsk1 — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
What's so bad about horsemeat? My staff gets catered horsemeat every day and none of them complain. Also, staff, you're eating horsemeat. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Pittsburgh is seeking a federal grant to purchase a hovercraft. In other news, I'm seeking a federal grant to purchase a hovercraft. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
A Pixar artist is teaming up with Facebook to create new emoticons. Great, now I'll start crying every time I read a text. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Office Max and Office Depot are going to merge. I believe they're going to be called "Max Depot." — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
2NIGHT: My guest @emilybazelon has written a new book about bullying. If you don't buy it, she'll give you a Purple Nurple. TCR, 11:30 p.m. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
TONIGHT: What is President Obama hiding? Besides the sugary cereals--they make Joe Biden hyper. @ColbertReport, 11:30 p.m. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
WEB EXCLUSIVE: Me and my audience doing the Harlem Shake! Check it out! http://t.co/R4f9g2uz @ColbertReport — PolitiTweet.org
