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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
B4 my 6/6 interview w/Stephen King, John Mellencamp & T-Bone Burnett, watch EXCLUSIVE video of Mellencamp's "Truth"! http://t.co/Uxwp6ar8L6 — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
2NITE!: "Google Glass is banning porn! Now the only way you can see porn on Google is by typing "porn" into Google." @ColbertReport, 11:30pm — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
2NITE!: I Better Know Wisconsin's 2nd Dist. For instance, did U know it's about 2 B profiled by Stephen Colbert? @ColbertReport, 11:30pm — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I'm joining @IAVA's #GoSilent campaign to honor our #vets this Memorial Day. More info: http://t.co/FJB7xlyZVp — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I'm taking next week off from work to better understand the psychological plight of the unemployed. Just kidding, I'm going to Cabo! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Check me out in the @DonorsChoose photo shoot in the new @VanityFair. Obviously, our schools need more $ for chairs! http://t.co/OF9qtepuYa — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
2NITE!: My guests @The_National R known 4 their melancholy sound. They've got a great beat, and U can really weep in the shower 2 it! 11:30p — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it might be a prairie dog, because I often get them confused with ducks. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Folks in Portland, OR are protesting adding fluoride to the water. They're more into locally sourced, artisanally reduced forms of fluorine. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
To avoid the IRS targeting me as a conservative, I file all my taxes under the name Chef Boyardee. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
2NITE!: "Benghazi is the biggest scandal since sliced bread was caught funneling money to Nicaraguan death squads." @ColbertReport, 11:30pm — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Just went to Monticello. Man, Jefferson did everything! He was like James Franco, but with slaves! #almost saiddonaldgloverbuttheslavething — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
http://t.co/9AxV90d4nW — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Tommy loved the brown sugar! #DNA — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Venezuela claims it's short 40 million rolls of toilet paper. Hopefully it can reach under the stall and borrow some from Colombia. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Like @RepGwenMoore tonight? Give a shout out of love to my sometimes black friend! #longhug — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I want to thank @RepGwenMoore for riding along on my Invisible Harley. Next year, we're going to Imaginary Sturgis. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
2NITE: I Better Know Milwaukee, the NYC of Wisconsin if the Big Apple were deep fried and smothered in cheddar sauce. @ColbertReport 11:30pm — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Can I get a spellcheck on "wahoowa"? MSWord thinks I'm trying to spell "washbowl"! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I'm the valedictory speaker at UVA this Saturday! #wahoowa — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Maxim's Hot 100 List is bogus. Some of those girls look WAY younger than 100. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
My guest @AuthorDanBrown sez any bestseller needs a chase. U hear that, Hwy Patrolman Clark? I was just giving U a book idea! TCR, 11:30pm — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I found out about the IRS's shameful behavior on the catamaran that's my home office. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
New UN report says edible insects could solve world hunger. May already be working--my appetite just vanished. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
#cOlbertsBookClub 2nite! We'll be talking about THE GREAT GATSBY in detail: p.30, p.71, p.143--nothing's off limits! @ColbertReport, 11:30pm — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
2NITE! "Congress spent last week debating whether they're 'deadlocked' or 'gridlocked' until they finally reached a stalemate." TCR, 11:30pm — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
If I had my druthers, I'd have someone explain to me what 'druthers' are. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Can't believe former Poet Laureate @RobertPinsky asked me to prom. I totally thought he was going with Maya Angelou. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Another epic Prom-Posal coming at you: Stacy, will you go to prom with Rick? (Odds are that applies to someone.) — PolitiTweet.org
