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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I hope all you have a Happy Thanksgiving. I'm sorry, I meant Merry Christgiving. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
A million dollars in gold bars was found in an airplane's toilet. What part of "only toilet paper" don't they understand? — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
With Olympic officials appropriating the rainbow flag, gays should steal Russia's national colors: soot and ash. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Remember, kids: cocaine-buying Rep. Trey Radel was into hip-hop, so let this be a warning about the dangers of the Congressional lifestyle. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I'm not saying vote 4 me in the #peopleschoice Awards. I'm just trying 2 understand why Conan, Kimmel, Fallon, & Letterman would call U fat. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
The Dow hit an all-time high of 16,000 today. You know what that means... I hope, because I don't. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Colbert Nation beats China! $100K+ for Philippines relief! I demand a seat on the UN Security Council! Text COLBERT to 50555 to donate $10. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Nation, you've already donated $85,560! Text COLBERT to 50555 to donate $10 to Convoy of Hope's Typhoon Response Efforts in the Philippines. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
2NITE: My guests are gospel group The @BlindBoys of Alabama. They're about to meet the Tone-Deaf Boy of South Carolina. @ColbertReport — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Celebrate 150th Anniv. of Gettysburg Address! Learn it, record it, share it! Here's mine: http://t.co/MhtroGWfho @TheAddressPBS @KenBurns — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
The Olympic torch has returned from space. I hope it didn't burn up on re-entry. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
TONIGHT: Scandal hits a trusted news source! Evidently it should've been a FORTY percent chance of showers. @ColbertReport 11:30 p.m. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
2NITE: "I want genetically modified foods. Cuz you are what you eat, and I'm hoping one day a mutant tomato can give me heat vision." 11:30p — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
A North Dakota woman says she'll give chubby kids disapproving letters on Halloween instead of candy. Still beats candy corn. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Today's sweater weather report: light pilling with a chance of argyle. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
My World Series prediction: once again, it will go to America. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
American Academy of Pediatrics says kids should be limited to 2 hrs. of texting/tweeting a day. Good, that still allows for 22 hours of TV! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
2NITE: My guest Orlando Bloom stars on Broadway in ROMEO AND JULIET. Wow, they made that Leonardo DiCaprio movie into a play! @ColbertReport — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Colbert & Fallon: BFFFOMN! (Best Friends Forever For One More Night!) I interview Jimmy! Sun. 11/24 - NJPAC 8pm - http://t.co/6GbkQj60Kw — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I've always had a soft spot for endangered species. Primarily on my plush Siberian tiger rug. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
It’s a competition between me and @Stephenfry to see who can get the most RTs. So childish! #LordoftheTweets — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Please retweet this. Sincerely, Stephen #lordofthetweets — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
My guest @stephenfry is a British actor, screenwriter, author, journalist, TV host, & activist. Too bad, I could really use a notary. 11:30p — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Anyone who's seen my show knows I'm no fan of President Obama. Also anyone who's seen my lower back tattoo. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
2NITE: The latest in the world of erotic literature! Consult your doctor if your hardcover lasts more than four hours. @ColbertReport 11:30p — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
http://t.co/vPQ2IN61HH — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
TONIGHT: Are we losing the War On Drugs? Or are we winning the War on Oreos and Mozzarella Balls? @ColbertReport, 11:30pm — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Qatar was accused of paying slave wages to build stadiums for the 2022 World Cup. That's horrible. We'll still be playing soccer in 2022?! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Ocean acidification is at the highest level in 300 million years. In other words: instant ceviche! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
2NITE: My guest Chris Matthews (@hardball_chris) has written a book about bipartisanship. Ask your parents what bipartisanship is. 11:30 pm — PolitiTweet.org
